Gordon Allan

@PeterCrouchPod Me

Anyone over the age of 25 who wants to be a part of the show at Crouchfest get in touch 👀👇

@McSouness Lol

Nothing quite says you're watching Scotland get beat by a bang average team than the camera zooming on on bald men defiantly playing the bagpipes in the Sun as the team produces such a turgid performance that the grotesque Tartan Army are more appealing to watch.

@EoghanMacEriain @ManCity You’re mingin 😂

🇳🇴 @ErlingHaaland starts for Norway against Scotland! 💪

@Carra23 English bias

Antony has done more in six months than Sancho has in two years. Yet Antony gets plenty of criticism & Sancho gets very little 🤷‍♂️ #SEVMUN

@GNev2 Instant impact

ETH subs usually excellent. Feels like Fred needs to come on in MDF! Need more legs in there

@markgoldbridge Lol

The Prem is miles ahead of La Liga's best on this evidence so far

@sportbible @KingsLeague @MarkSolley

Gerard Pique is running a 7-a-side league in Spain called @kingsleague 👑 The teams have presidents like Sergio Aguero and Iker Casillas 😮 This week, a current La Liga player who wasn't allowed to play by his club, took part with a mask on to hide who he was... 😱

@nonewthing Same player

Funny thing, I feel maybe Mudryk is closer to Bayern Sané than City Sané.

@Olly_Tennis_ Think this is the definition of insinuating

@AdamCrafton_ Pathetic

Fair play to anyone getting actively worked up because a 22 year old Brazilian whose just had the transfer of his life did a fun trick instead of a boring pass during a game that most people otherwise find dull and borderline irrelevant. Admire your energy.

@CharlesBurke @TacticallyMatt Have to agree with Chaz on this one

@TacticallyMatt Something about babies and bathwater comes to mind. Iwobi central (more advanced?), garner introduced earlier, gray starting instead. Or back 3 Coleman out Myko sweep, gueye CDM, onana, garner, Iwobi 3, Gordon, DCL, Iwobi. hate to compromise our solidity but Coleman not it …

Many will disagree, but I want to see this tonight. Pickford Coleman Coady Tarkowski Myko Onana Gueye Garner Gordon DCL Iwobi. Shoot me. I think we have to be more effective in the final third and Iwobi is my only answer. I understand a lot of you disagree.

Me too

@WilliamHill @JamesMcL13

@MadridXtra @Santos_Relevo @MarkSolley great translation

🚨🎖| The sensations with Ceballos' injury to the hamstrings are not positive. @Santos_Relevo

@Mrjamieohara1 Lol

Todays the big one COYS put the noisy neighbours back in there box 😂 #Spurs #NLD #PremierLeague

@giggleandhugs Sentimental fool

Skies clearing over Buckingham Palace with the arrival of a double rainbow. Call me a sentimental fool but it looks like the sign of a heavenly reunion.

@GeorgeNolen008 @TimJRSullivan @arsenal_tickets Still going?

@arsenal_tickets two tickets available for Sunday's game v Everton. Face Value £51 each.

@UTDTrey You high?

De Bruyne really thought he was free when Pogba left lmao

@JacoCats @alfie6969reborn You’re a mug

@alfie6969reborn Not enough in my opinion. I would be happy for the trophy but concerned for our project.

Let's say that next year we win a domestic cup and we finish top 4, but we're still 20+ points behind Manchester City, you would be happy with that? You call that progression? Personally if we finish another season with a huge margin from City I wouldn't call it progress.