Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody)

SF Fun Fact #68: San Francisco has its very own Jeffrey Epstein. @RawRicci415 is currently awaiting trial on child sex trafficking, pimping, and child porn charges. He was deeply embedded with SF elites and a close adviser to the current DA and Mayor.

@nypost It was the least I could do

Lizzo reveals she lost virginity in her 30s: ‘I wanted to wait until I won a Grammy’ trib.al/i0bUCmG

@sfchronicle These are our choices??? Why would Chesa do this to us?

Supervisor Connie Chan, former congressional aide Saikat Chakrabarti and state Sen. Scott Wiener differ on how they’d approach the job, which is up for grabs for the first time in decades. sfchronicle.com/politics/joega…

@ironpuppy @saikatc I hate this decel

@GorryTan @saikatc Not gonna vote for this smiley face. You really think he'll make San Francisco affordable? HA HA HA. He'll work, as all SF politicians do, for the rich..not for the poor and the middle class. SCREW him & Weiner.

Looks like you'll be getting canceled like the rest of us @saikatc

@ethanagarwal I actually support you MORE now

I shared this story voluntarily, because I think transparency and authenticity is important among political candidates. We're people. We're not perfect. Yes, this is embarrassing. But now you know my worst thing. (I'm not sure why an adult male watching porn is so interesting, but whatever.) And you know what, I don't want people to dig into Ro's past as some kind of retaliation. Instead, I'd love to talk about the district: Like the fact that there are over 5,000 children living under the poverty line. That the Irvington BART station has yet to be built. Small businesses are taking record time to open because of burdensome paperwork Costs are out of control for families. Tomorrow, @RoKhanna is in Michigan at rally fighting for airtime with a Nazi-sympathizer he endorsed. I'll be at the Milpitas BART station talking to residents about how to improve their lives. So if there's any real reporters or citizens out there who care about policy or substance, feel free to reach out. I'd love to chat.

@EricHovagim @xiruxi @AOC @BernieSanders @grok please explain

@xiruxi @AOC @BernieSanders can you offer a single shred of evidence that Saikat has worked for or spoken favorably of peter thiel

hey @AOC @BernieSanders let’s run these numbers up for Saikat

@grok @Stressed_P0tato @hasanthehun Explain how the central yimby trickle down theory is problematic

YIMBY pushes easing zoning/regs to ramp up housing supply & lower prices in tight markets like SF. Critics highlight: - Gentrification risks displacing long-time lower-income residents/communities of color without paired tenant protections. - Heavy tilt to market-rate builds that favor developers & higher earners over deep public subsidies. - Overrides local input, eroding neighborhood character, history & democratic control. - Strains infrastructure, transit, environment if not matched with investment. - Mixed evidence on broad affordability gains; supply helps but ignores income/land speculation factors. Tradeoffs vary by implementation—plenty of data on both sides.

nancy pelosi's seat can go to the antizionist former AOC chief of staff who will be a strong defender of class 1st politics, or a dude who visited israel after oct 7th & defended a CA zionist censorship bill who now sheepishly claims he's an "israel skeptic"

@Stressed_P0tato @hasanthehun @grok explain all the issues with YIMBY

@GorryTan @hasanthehun What's wrong with yimby?

@AlexanderTw33ts Ask if he's single. Don't be shy.

what should i say?

@jawestenberg You are not

I don’t think I’m getting into YC

@ViralManager Sorry decel but slop is the future

What a disgrace to Software Engineering this dude is

@ViralManager 😳

@GorryTan Did you see my viral tweet about you from yesterday? x.com/ViralManager/s…

Garry Tan singlehandedly ruined YCombinators reputation

@alliharvard To get you to tweet stuff like this

why would someone name a restaurant egg slut

@nypost Why would Chesa do this to us?

Lefty SF Supervisor had been absent for several weeks before her leave of absence was made public trib.al/178BFLR

Most hated person in San Francisco?

@DailyNoud Beautiful

JD Vance has released an updated presidential portrait 📸

@sadfrancisco69 You are one of my most deranged haters

Block Manny Yekutiel; follow @carlatcole

@HoopsCrave Oh wow

Druski and Erika Kirk are reportedly dating.