edible being

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

people need to vaccinate their children. what do you mean there’s a meningitis outbreak and a teenager has died??? you’re offered the vaccine at 8 weeks old?

my 30th birthday & first mother’s day all in one 🩷

@emkenobi this 😭

one more week until 30… how did this come round so quick

the DAFFODILSSSSSSSSS is a sight i bloody needed. absolutely stunning day ☀️

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

30 is really creeping up on me… just over a month to go 🫣

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

@GotPotential_x How are you my dear

I've never felt love like this before

nobody will ever be this funny again

rest in peace catherine o’hara, you truly changed history forever🥺

new political strategy just dropped

Her name is Bohlale Mphahlele. Not 16 year old girl. The headline should read : Bohlale Mphahlele, at merely 16 years of age, has invented something to protect all women everywhere. She’s a legend.

For thousands of years, babies slept with their mothers. When they cried, they were attended to. Then two men came along: Dr. Holt and John B. Watson. They said babies should be trained. That babies had to fit the assembly line schedules of their parents. "Newborns must cry to expand their lungs," they claimed. "Simply let them cry it out." And that's how the "cry it out" sleep training method was born. Watson treated babies like experiments. "Never hug or kiss your child," he wrote. "Shake hands with them in the morning." After all, mothers needed rest, to attend to their husbands and households. Watson had four children. Three attempted suicide. One succeeded. And we still follow it today. Because once you convince a mother to ignore her baby's cries, you've broken something primal.

the funniest thing since becoming parents is watching bae run out the room to celebrate a united goal 🤣

most men are COWARDS when it comes to confronting their male friends about mistreating women. they value MALE APPROVAL more than women’s SAFETY

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

tiktok’s a crazy place because why will i watch someone deep clean their house, vacuum the carpets etc instead of doing my own 🙃