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Join me 🇺🇸 | Conservative Goth, Master of bending light | FA Army Vet | @DrClownPhD circus lifer Raw truth and dark humor with a touch of Fine Art.

Dark Studio Katılım Eylül 2019
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Every Thursday at 8 a.m., I will drop a Deep Thoughts Thursday. This is something I have done for many years on the book of Faces. It was inspired by Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, which would appear on the school announcement screen every morning as school started, but here is my version.
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
I miss the time when TV was still funny.
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@CynicalLatina No wonder he spent his life studying black holes… after surviving that one he was hooked
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Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
Soooo that's what actually happened to Stephen Hawkin. Well damn...
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No wonder he spent his life studying black holes… after surviving that one he was hooked.
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@GothKing Thanks Professor for your direction.
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At the Break of Dawn At the early dawn and break of light I stand where shadow softly yields to white, and wonder what heaven is like. Is it this same hush before the world wakes, a stillness so complete the air itself forgets to ache? Or does it bloom like the first thin gold
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@DrClownPhD Nope excited to see what’s going to be happening
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Everybody called me nuts when I sold everything, hit the road across the U.S. with my family for 6 months, and started a new life in Mexico. Call me crazy, but I’m just getting started, and you guys will be part of everything ahead. You have no idea what’s coming. 🚀
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I paid $2,100 for this bag… just to carry my dog’s crap in 😂💀 yes it is real!
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@DrClownPhD Right I am glad they have newer versions of the oldies
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
@GothKing For real! Man I really really wanna play those old classic now
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Bro, this classic Zelda ad hits so hard!
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@CynicalLatina Who knows could be foreskins stretched out too knowing how crazy the elite are.
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Pino Americano@PinoAmericano·
Gentle Reminder… he gave up a beautiful life to save America, and he’s doing a great job. Thank you, President Trump!
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@FFAFamily lol that is the vibe. Got to stay in Character like I am 16 again.
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Prof@GothKing·
Every Thursday at 8 a.m., I will drop a Deep Thoughts Thursday. This is something I have done for many years on the book of Faces. It was inspired by Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, which would appear on the school announcement screen every morning as school started, but here is my version.
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@tapfornerd I hope they do share I mean.... they earned it. literally
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@ellelond 🫡 now back to normal programing.
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Where do I stand on what Netanyahu said? It's straightforward: In a purely secular, material world without spiritual reality or divine intervention, the brutal and ruthless usually win, while the righteous often suffer. That's exactly what historian Will Durant meant in The
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@GothKing I didn't know the word taint. So I told my guy, and he said I taint sure which way to go first🤣😅🤣 idiot.
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🚨 OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE CIRCUS HIGH COMMAND MOBILIZATION GRANTED — LEVEL 5 To: H.R. From:Goth King Access is granted to Dr. Clown. Provided clearance for longevity and health. If Dr. Clown goes dark for 48 hours… I'll tell the circus he died tall and flexible. Who else is getting “handled” by their HR at Level 5 tonight? Drop your war stories or send ice packs 💀🤡🖤 (Go watch Dr. Clown’s video and thank me later)
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD

I need my wife to handle level 5 of “Spine Mobilization Exercises” 😂

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