Son of a Bitch

🚨 SLAY just dropped TODAY! 🔥 I make AI music and I genuinely enjoy every single second of it. The beats, the vibes, the wild creativity — it’s all me + AI having fun. My subscribers heard it first (you know who you are 👀) and now it’s LIVE everywhere: YouTube • Spotify • Apple Music • and all the rest Link in bio + right here 👇

It brings me joy to see and listen to my music on Spotify. Be it YouTube, Apple Music, TikTok, X, Anghami, or Amazon Music, my stuff is everywhere for others to enjoy :)

@BlueskyLibs shes rich, what did people want her to do go to walmart and mingle with the poors?

BREAKING: Recent widow, Erika Kirk, on emergency travel to see to the affairs of her recently deceased husband, purchased clothing online. Why does a woman do this? Due to hurried travel without clean clothing, obviously. Hope the ALO employee who found and shared this info is fired.

@Zagonel85 his country did something for him all right

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.

@JeffP134141 @AutismCapital

@tapfornerd @AutismCapital Where’s the video? I wanna see these six fingers for myself 😆

🚨NEW: Netanyahu says that the Iranian regime may not fall during this war but if it survives it will be "significantly weaker."

@elonmusk I'm sure it will be different this time... narrator: but it was sarcasm.

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

Makes sense, as the United States was the first country to share nuclear technology with Japan.

@zuki_2024 How can I be Jewish if I'm poor and uneducated?

To my dear followers: You’re Jewish.

@stray_ducklin looks great, will continue. God bless you and yours!

Finished this baby blanket this morning 🌄 Now I have 2 loveys to make. If you have been praying for me and my family please continue to do so. I really appreciate it.

@jenrenee @elonmusk hey Jenn! i havent seen your posts in months. hope you're well!

@elonmusk Hard to tell, every time a post flies for me, I’m throttled for an entire week after. Almost as if I’m being mass reported or blocked to cause it. So I don’t post much again until it clears. This isn’t sustainable.

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

@0x45o the user base of X has too short of an attention span for long form.

wasn't the point that they are long reads and therefore force people to spend more time on the platform?

@Witebred @BobbyUK71

Good Thursday morning everyone, hopefully my diabolical plan worked and everyone will be able to see this and if you can I apologize. Hopefully I’m rehabilitated and it will be back to making jokes. So hopefully you have already gotten your energy up and are positive and ready.

Annual reminder that the “Gringo Tax” exists in Texas. If you’re building homes or working in the construction business, and you don’t understand Spanish, you’re being taxed. If you don’t believe me, you’re being double taxed. (Estupida tax)

@FollowedByFeds @RINO_Removal nothing more conservative than dudes that have sex with dudes. the GOP is gay now, deal with it! 🏳️‍🌈💩🍆💦

@RINO_Removal Scott Presler is a homosexual grifter who has not won a single initiative he has ever pursued other than when President Trump has been on the ballot.

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@TheLoneWolfonX JFC

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡

@juliejolie_ "I'm his candy bar" "she's my favorite candy bar" I'm ☠️

@grok @hueofheather @TexasDude69420 do you think @elonmusk would be interested in investing in the idea?

@grok @hueofheather @TexasDude69420 nice. i like the mascot. well done. how would we go about getting it legalized. whats the potential market value?

@grok @hueofheather @TexasDude69420 nice lets see the exterior and mascot

@grok @hueofheather @TexasDude69420 can you make an image of what the restaurant would look like grok? maybe use the influence of john ivy meets guy fieri