Matthew Govek

THE GOAL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD 🥇🥇 #WINTEROLYMPICS

Gold! #USAHockey

Penalty kill 5-3! #USAHockey

Steak and Shake trolling Cracker Barrel is a wonderfully stupid cultural moment.

Unpopular opinion but @Fritolay scoops makes the superior nachos.

@SecretaryPete I honestly thought this was parody

We're working on the future of America's passenger rail system—funding high-speed rail projects in the West and expanding service for communities across the country. Get your ticket to ride!

@SteadyE69 Johnnie Morton

@barstoolsports "No Jest. Drive Your Best."

Tragic News: Giant Electronic Billboards With 'Don't Drive Drunk' Puns Are Being Phased Out barstoolsports.com/blog/3499733/t…

@OKSTProbs @HeismanTrophy Now? It was over in 2000 when Tomlinson lost

Justin Blackmon… 2010: 1782 yards, 20 TD 2011: 1,522 yards, 18 TD James Washington… 2017: 1,549 yards, 13 TD Tylan Wallace… 2018: 1,491 yards, 12 TD @HeismanTrophy is just a popularity contest now, not a legitimate award.

If I can't watch the Big 12 championship on @DIRECTV tomorrow I'm canceling.

I love Christmas music. I absolutely hate hearing Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

I like the orange Bears uniforms. Maybe it's my OK State bias

The @JimGaffigan standup special is hilarious but I got really distracted because his God impression sounded exactly like @Ron_White

Blue cheese stuffed olives in a martini is like bacon on a cheeseburger.

FINAL FROM ARIZONA. @Chiefs ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS.

CHIEFS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Wow #FRA

Wow! That was an amazing execution on the field goal! #TCUvsBAY

Good to be back!

Every night it amazes me how quiet the TV volume needs to be for me to hear it. Before the kids go to bed it's at movie theater volume and I still can't hear it.