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@witlegit Lord pls protect me from this new direction amen

Sometimes the Lord has a new direction for your day.

@_sorrengailll I had to pay 50$ for my high school one ugly purple robe I wore once

Unpopular Opinion: Caps & Gowns should be FREE at universities whenever a student is graduating.

@GovernorAnne Me a cleaning lady would've yelled back "me too girl"

I would like to apologize to the cleaning lady who thought I had checked out and opened my motel room door at whom I shouted “OPEN THAT DOOR ONE MORE INCH I’VE GOT A GUN” which was probably very jarring, but please understand I am a woman traveling alone, and there was no gun

@HazyShadeOfMe @hrts4renee Its so big and ugly

@hrts4renee "I hope to pass down this ring to one of my nieces." The ring:

i'm sorry is this not weird?

@andromedism Baby food ive seen people say I had to give my cat lysine and she'd only take it through spaghetti sauce I got her from the street so idk what she was eating plain yogurts good too sometimes I let my cat just lick whats left on the lid

the most important thing now is for him to eat. he absolutely heard the vet say “he can have whatever he wants,” bc he has staged a strike against his health food. i am accepting recs for delicious old cat treats. the toxoplasmosis is telling me rotisserie chicken.

@Srirachachau Don't wear mascara bawled absolute cinema

Everyone I know says they cried after seeing The Sheep Detective...what's going on in that movie

@linguistlez Im the blue

the duality of man

@spacedglam Me telling my situationship hey going to the movies give you a review later "sheep detective made me cry"

Yeah

@oreoeocat I mean genuinely if there's hate comments they're awful people who really shouldn't be appreciating the really good photo

Is now (when I’m getting hate comments) a bad time to post this really good photo?

@muzicbabee @hellspatisserie I saw that too and was like that's my hell. you can definitely go jerk off and leave me alone

@hellspatisserie I’m glad someone said it cuz I saw someone say “you have someone you can have sex with anytime you want and you choose porn?” Well.. no.. being in a relationship doesn’t automatically mean you have unrestricted access to that person’s body 😭

The “watching porn is cheating because when you have a partner you should be fucking them instead” argument kind of has horrifying implications when you think about it.

@tomatinpimpiri @byjeonkook67 2nd one wasn't ugly

@byjeonkook67 Y estabanfeossinofender

@txt0_1 @sanrio I was voting every day he's like in the 20s a weird piece of sushi was ahead

@sanrio Where are my Chococat lovers pls

The interim results are in 🏆🌟 Did your favorite make it to the top 5? Don’t forget to vote from now until May 23rd. Vote here: ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/

@keontiin @sanrio THANK YOU

@sanrio im tired of pompom winning all he does is show hole 😒

@sanrio Oh wow the way no one is surprised 🙄

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke. so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

@cowboylikecaymi Ive been meaning to look this up thank you

@cl_i_ck @cybercxre Let's not argue let us just be brothers in jest

@Spenstarr1 @cybercxre nahh just me

@erogetism I told a guy on hinge I mostly read horror books and he said no that doesn't fit how you look my brother it's the only interesting genre anymore

I feel personally offended when people don't like Horror and refuse to engage with Horror as a genre

@cl_i_ck @cybercxre I believe that title goes to me

@cybercxre I am the biggest jester to have ever jestered