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The fight feed currently looks and loads like Real Player circa 1999

@mearn One of my friends who was voted most likely to be indicted now has a successful medical practice after getting quickly bored with a law career

@ScottSmitty @wakefieldreport Much politer than my “take your opinion and cram it up your ass” would have been

Karen at the table next to us at dinner on the cruise ship: “Oh. You let your daughter have her tablet at the dinner table….” Me: “She’s on vacation. If adults can have beers at 9:30 in the morning, she can have her tablet at dinner. Mind your fucking business.”

Epic opening. Booked.

@ScottSmitty There was a nice one on prime day. I just haven’t had one of these since like the 80s originals so a lot look too plasticy

@TheLeisureProf It would be a reptile

@preterniadotcom That’s nice

McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Gold Label Action Comics Superman, Walmart exclusive.

@andrewhunterm I know it’s not the same thing or continent but somehow this got the concept of Apaddcalypse Now in my mind…

I cannot *wait* to see Paddington attempt to get a paddle steamer across the Andes.

@ScottSmitty Saw him a few years ago was a lot of fun. We’re thinking of making it Andie’s first concert next year

@cvspharmacy is closing my main store so they transferred Rex’s. Somehow my daughter’s got transferred to Colorado. The store that I went to pick it up in MA said I had to call CO. I did, and now they transferred it to another wrong store, but at least this one is in state.

Andie refuses to call the cats by name, instead it’s “tiger kitty” and “panda kitty”

@ScottSmitty Forget the series but he was the $55 one

@ScottSmitty That new classic Optimus had me considering every time I go to target

@999HappyHops Never been a cheap city for hotels but that’s nuts. My mom’s coming up Saturday and the $250/night boutique place she stays at here in Salem was $1200.

We’re integrating the cats together. My daughter, trying to comfort Rigby our older male: “don’t worry, it’s still your house and we still love you. We just love these cats more”

Kindergarten!!!! She can’t be this old!

Grief makes you do things

@RedSoxRedShoes None, each apartment just houses a group of crows. I haven’t watched it, but from the title and number of seasons, I can assume it’s not a building of people or they’d be none left.

Goodbye sweet little girl. You’ll always be our Dear Prudence