Graeme Farquhar

@WestHam Matthew Upson #mysteryhammer

Ticket for sale, west ha v Man City, Bobby Moore lower tier £30 Message me if interested

@1_hunz Struggling to think of a worse penalty…what was he thinking?!?

Imagine going out of the FA cup because 4 players scored but 1 tried a panenka 🙊

Aaron Cresswell @WestHam #mysteryhammer

Bit of a mad last min request but does anyone have 4 spare for tonight together? Masons football will be done in time now so I can make it despite not getting my tickets 🤦‍♂️ Retweet please

@EnZedHammerette 👀

Serious safeguarding issues on display tonight. 🥴⚒️

Massive. Massive. Massive ⚒️

@EnZedHammerette Exactly what I said to my son. Always seems to be the same there though.

I think some of the usual away chants weren’t really sung yesterday because a lot of the usual suspects binned their tickets. Lots of different faces. #awaydays

@jamiewhu01 @WestHamHelp Same here. Nothing showing at all.

Anyone else having problems with buying their season ticket seat for Brentford in the cup? Literally won’t let me do anything online @WestHamHelp

@westham Julien Faubert #mysteryhammer

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@andyinexile @BBCMOTD Bottled it. Funny as up until that point, he forgot he had cards in his pocket. Sadly, I think the game was a little too big for him. TV cameras and all that. He suddenly wanted to be the main character.

@BBCMOTD Ref was a disgrace there

🟨 ̶Y̶e̶l̶l̶o̶w̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶d̶ ❌ 🟥 Red card ✅ A change of heart from the referee saw West Ham's Freddie Potts sent off in extra-time against Burton Albion. Correct decision? 🤔

Job done ⚒️

@andyinexile @Footballtweet Did you? Don’t think you’ve mentioned that before!

@Footballtweet My fucking picture I took in Seville… @GraemeF55

One stumble and you end up taking the corner kick. If you know, you know. 🏟️👀

I’ve just been made aware via email I’ve got 2 tickets for Rob Beckett at The London Palladium tomorrow night (Friday 13th) that I purchased literally 2 years ago that I’ve completely forgotten about… £60 for the pair. Was £70 + whatever fee’s they chuck on. Can email tickets.

I suggest everyone tweet a pic of @Coufi5 and show him our support ♥️⚒

@WestHam Carlton Cole #mysteryhammer

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@TruantFox Can’t believe they used the number 2 rather than ‘to’

Sat behind the cringiest banner today at West Ham