Aubrey’s Angel 😇

We actually need this on this app bc it will deter random trolls from entering your mentions. Everybody feels the need to share their trash ass opinions of you. That’s why I deleted my main and ran to this account. No one is going to waste their time beefing w a Drake account 💀

Pretty girl “punishment” is so real in corporate.

@Perphected @usernameghost00 @weed_skeleton @StolenDans Someone said this but thank u

@GrahamCraquer @usernameghost00 @weed_skeleton @StolenDans Hes in the book

strict asian obama is hardly even in project hail mary...

@tarynxofficial They’re slow. That’s it. That’s the science 😭💀

What is the science behind people doing weird shit and then being shocked you don’t wanna talk to them anymore 😵‍💫

I GOT MY JOB OFFER AND THEN I DID A COUNTEROFFER FOR A HIGHER SALARY AND IT GOT ACCEPTED AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MY LIFEEEE

@adrianraee Fuck them other theaters cause I ride for my theater 🍿♥️ @AMCTheatres

The AMC members are starting to scare me. Ride or die for this shit. 😂

I work with this girl who is such a Bad Bitch. Like prettiest girl ive ever seen. Young, pretty, kind…. Ive witnessed this exact concept with her firsthand so many times

@jayycentr Clock

People who gossip about you usually wouldn't survive a direct conversation with you.

at my neighborhood italian spot

Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly

I’m too scared to do my taxes SKSJSKS

@Skinwalker5110 This is also how people need to move in every job, unfortunately.

Treat everyone like they're wearing a wire.

Switch to HBO Max. They’re expensive but at least they’re not mid

They are fully aware that this is a very hard time economically. We need to cancel our subscriptions. This is disgusting behavior.

taurus, libra, capricorn & 2nd house placements deserve to have this problem too:

I’ve always thought that “inflation” was made up and an excuse that greedy companies use to steal from consumers lmao

I just got a burger from @Chilis. It was less than $13 with tax—in California. The burger tastes better than a McDonalds burger. Way better. It’s also much bigger. The seasoned fries are better, too. The serving size is way bigger than McDonalds. I also got a full bag of tortilla chips and 3 containers of salsa for no extra cost. The chips are warm. The salsa is tasty. At the grocery store, chips and salsa might cost me up to $10 dollars. I got all of this for under $13. It’s crazy how many big companies like @McDonalds and @netflix will price gauge you to death under the shield of “inflation” while other brands, like @Chilis, will provide consistent value over time—and even improve. The fiat world is a tricky place. Don’t fall for the scams. They’re everywhere. The next time you’re considering a quick bite, drive the extra 5 minutes and get your lazy butt out of the car and pick up some Chilis. No, they don’t have a drive through window or a sketchy kid area laced with germs. They simply offer a 10X better product for considerably lower prices.

burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and a drink at Chili's: 2023: $10.99 2024: $10.99 2025: $10.99 2026: $10.99