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@SokoAnalyst 2k in Kenya is only 8 to 15mbps max. How are they achieving this?

Savanna Fibre is raising the stakes in Kenya’s internet market from May 1, 2026, introducing new packages that will give customers double the speeds at new prices. New packages: — 100 Mbps — Sh2,000 — 250 Mbps — Sh4,500 — 500 Mbps — Sh6,000 — 1 Gbps — Sh10,000 The impact? Better value for consumers, faster internet for homes and businesses, and more pressure on rivals to rethink pricing and speed offerings.

@AokoOtieno_ No wonder the guy was in Nyanza personally. It seemed strange to me

I don't know if masomo ya Kenya is lenient or these people are just academic terrorists! 50 questions, 30mrks? Talking of terrorism, oya, Al Shabaab, 1. Gachagua cannot be broke. He began eating as Moi's NIS at UoN. Before akuwe DO, PA wa Uhuru, MP and DP He is not CS health, face your incompetence fair and square 2. It is your blood brother you are using to milk SHA through the Medina chain of hospitals Yeah, the same one who was supplying Kenyans with expired drugs 3. If teachers are being murdered in North Eastern in the name of zoning, Why the hell are you squeezing your clansman into Jaramogi Hospital Board? Watu wa Nyanza or Western hawako? Rais comes and sings in Nyanza for one week na positions zinapewa wariah? Then ni kura gani anataka from Luos?

@StandardKenya That's standard. Every country has its criteria. But him talking about it now makes it look suspicious

Internal Security Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen said that all eligible foreign women and youths will be issued with the IDs and registered as voters ahead of the 2027 General Election. standardmedia.co.ke/coast/article/…

@CarolRadull Jesus christ. Injuries again?. 7 games away to the league ending smh

Wishing the boys a quick recovery 🙏🏽

@kenyasgossips Pathos, ethos and logos. The mind of the customer is likely to register 999 is lower than 1,000 hence will quickly see it as a money save than the 1k

Never understood this sales logic, why not price it at 1000...

@droid254 Jana that midget collected millions in stolen money. The amounts were negligent. Mine was 24 bob

I just realized iwas deducted 300 bob from my Mpesa to pay for a nonexistent Fuliza.. There's something wrong with Mpesa

@Safaricom_Care @m_ogada What was the 24 bob from?

@m_ogada Hi m_ogada, sorry about the experience. Kindly DM bit.ly/2lNteGi us the number, full name, ID and year of birth we check. ^MS

Calculated theft. This is how corporations use AI. @Safaricom_Care looked at my cash flow and decided that they can steal 60/- from me for a nonexistent fuliza debt. They know I won't call and if i do, a human won't answer. They have 20m customers to steal coins from.

For God and country. Asubuhi na mapema. ⚖️

@Belive_Kinuthia 😂😂

President William Ruto today made an unplanned stop at AIC Kongoni for worship, arriving quietly without the usual heavy security or convoy. His simple and spontaneous visit left the congregation pleasantly surprised. Few, if any, leaders in our history have demonstrated such humility and connection with ordinary citizens.

@Caradvicekenya What about a Nissan Note E12?

Toyota Vitz is overpriced, Honda fit has the DCT gearbox which is problematic, Nissan Note E13 will give you better fuel economy of the 3 and value for money.

@mbiti_mwondi How useless are those guys that they raise an alarm?So doleful

Mps are raising alarms like the rest of us haha,the fuckers we elect,smh!

@Osama_otero So we continue tolerating bullshit because leaders before him stole more than him? Really?

Uhuru personally stole 9.2bn akasema ni computer error. Hii ya E citizen is not even linked to Ruto directly. When 2bn was missing daily, Uhuru said "sasa mnataka nifanye nini?". Heri Ruto siku zote

@alexmwanzo Subies are falling off badly. What happened to them

They thought I was a mad man

@nyanchwani The cost of living is really crazy. 5k? I knew I was safe with 3k a month, and this was 2018 thereabout. The same things I bought at that price are now costing almost 3 times what I used to spend.... Around 7,800 now. Mayai is now 18 bob. Maybe Kenyans got rich

Curiously, as we head into the 2027 elections, one conversation people aren’t interested in is the cost of living, man. Did y’all suddenly get rich? I only see tea served on Facebook. I have seen some good conversations on X (Twitter), but nothing specific to the cost of living. Instagram looks like a haven of good ass, good vibes, and some light jokes. The clock app is a cesspit of madness. In the mainstream media, aside from the Standard’s sensational headlines, I haven’t seen any sensible headlines that address the cost of living. I can’t be the only one overwhelmed by the cost of living. I am old enough to remember a time when Sh 5,000 could buy a month’s worth of supplies. It now sounds like it was a long time ago, but this was 2015. Granted, inflation is part and parcel of any capitalist society, but the last six years have seen a level of aggressive inflation that has usually been absorbed by Kenyans’ resilience and negative coping mechanisms. Kenyans now eat less, poorly balanced meals, and have to compromise so much on their quality of life; no wonder everyone is angry. I experienced the last good years of Kibaki, and I used to push trolleys after college, buying all the junk that makes middle-class life worth living. I can’t remember the last time I pushed a trolley in a supermarket. With Sh 5,000, you can only afford 2 kilos of unga, 1 litre of cooking oil, four rolls of tissue, two Royco cubes, and you have to call someone to top you up to afford a kilo of sugar. I mean, by the time a senior bachelor cannot even afford some rubber for some business, we are living in horrible times. Now, ahead of the 2022 general election, John Githong’o wrote in The Elephant that it was the first election in Kenya without a big idea. Like there was no agenda on the table, on both sides. The Hustler narrative was as hollow as it was empty. Raila Odinga had some good ideas, but nothing ground-breaking. That was the most critical election, but trust Kenyans to joke around and elect clowns. And for the first time, we elected comedians, scammers, p!mps, drug lords, career tendrepreneurs, mannerless mistresses, and there isn’t a single piece of legislation that the 13th parliament will be remembered for. We will remember a few eccentric people like Peter Salasya, and nothing much. Now, 2027 is a life-or-death election. And we cannot carry our usual cavalier attitude into it. The cost of living is a sum of so many things. When Ruto reduces the capitation for secondary school students, parents don’t complain; they take it like pros, borrow from chamas, predatory online lenders, and anywhere else, and top up the balance. When there is no money for university education, bright kids stay at home. For others, parents dig deeper and deeper to afford their kids some college education, an investment with increasingly unpredictable guarantees, made worse by the oncoming AI onslaught on formal jobs. I don’t have to say much about SHA; you have used it, and you know whether we are better off with it or worse off. Farmers are crying. Small businesses are crying. Employed people are crying. I don’t know any single Kenyan, apart from the few government bloggers, for whom things are working. So bad are things that, for the first time in the last three years, I have strangers in my inbox asking for money for food. And I know they are not conmen. They are young men with no means at all. They are young women, some young mothers, trying to find something for their kids. I am always lost for words, because I am not in any way or shape better off than they are. We are on this same sinking ship. Now. I try to watch and listen to all presidential aspirants, and there is no one with an idea on how to help Kenyans. Ruto will always do what Ruto does: run around launching some nonsensical projects like previous governments. Good investments on paper, but with very poor ROIs, save for the tenderpreneurs who become overnight billionaires. Must be nice working for GOK. Also, Ruto is like me, when in a club around 3 a.m., tipsy af, trying to get some: I can say anything. He will say a lot of stuff, and may fool some of you, but a second term will condemn Kenya to a grave we will never get out of, especially if you are a millennial or a Gen Z. We MUST HALT the Uhuru-Ruto train wreck in 2027. It has achieved whatever it was supposed to: securing the duo from the jaws of ICC and making the two very rich, at the collective expense of the country. The good people of Japan, who know a thing or two about being very rich, have a proverb: “If you get on the wrong train, get off at the nearest station. The longer it takes you to get off, the more expensive the return trip will be.” We boarded the wrong train in 2013. We had a chance to get off in 2017, and the Supreme Court tried to send a signal, but we were too emotional. We had a chance to get off in 2022, but YOU PEOPLE! After 2027, it is effectively over for anyone my generation and younger. You will never be able to afford to build a home. You will never be able to marry or get married. Already, folks who have graduated from college over the last decade know what is going on. I am not talking straight out of my bottom. It is your future, your children’s future that is at stake. And the world is about to change so dramatically that we will need a younger, intelligent leader who can navigate the complex geopolitics and changing social dynamics, build not just resilience but also tap into the strength of our young population to propel the country forward. We are entering technical and slippery terrain over the next 15 or so years. But we do have a problem. Which presidential candidate has a plan? Kalonzo. I don’t know what the man stands for. Never heard him talk, address a crowd. The few scattered interviews and press conferences always leave a lot to be desired. We don’t have any grand ideas attributed to him, or even a simple plan. I saw CJ Emeritus Maraga was interested in, but other than a few pictures with Gen Z, a TV interview that left more questions than answers, we don’t know what his plan is. Okiya Omtatah made some noise, but also, I haven’t heard of any grand plan from him. Edwin Sifuna looks solid, and I have a bias towards him, but he is in a tight corner to be in the conversation. Dr. Fred Matiang’i. People mention his past record, which is debatable, but I don’t know what his plan is to address the various problems. I have read or listened to him address these issues. I am also looking at the folks around presidential candidates on various campaign teams. In the past, more so on the Raila side, you would see top brains on his side that one would hope, given a chance, could transform the country. Jeez, there are notable experts explaining the vision of the presidential candidates to us. No economic experts, no political experts, no health experts, no education experts, no security experts, no commerce experts, no sociologists, lawyers, and many experts that can churn out a coherent campaign manifesto. “Silas, wewe unapenda kubabaika, ni mapema, ongojea, kazi inapangwa…” I heard about it when Trump got elected in 2016. I heard about it in 2017, when Uhuru was ‘voted’ back. I heard about it when Ruto was elected in 2022. Hakunanga plan. Politicians are mostly using guesswork. The opposition’s current plan is to deploy Gachagua to go out on a limb and tell us the obvious. It is practically impossible kuharibia Ruto jina. Hana jina. Period. So, guys, we need to figure out something. If you are a Tutam guy, I respect your choice, and I regret that I will have to live with the consequences of your poor choices. In 2030, with a collapsed economy, you will come back to tell me that “hatukujua ilikuwa serious hivyo…” We only have one life, and we have been too miserable already to prolong it. With just 16 months to the elections, the opposition should show us their plan; otherwise, Ruto will wash the floor with them. You have a payslip, look at it, is there anything to smile about? You are a single mother with a deadbeat man. Look at the cost of living, is there something to smile about? You are a young jobless man, or underemployed, is there something to smile about? You are the only breadwinner, kwenu, burdened by the black tax. Is there something to smile about? Some burdens need some serious intervention. You are a man, and you can’t provide for your family. Maybe you have been divorced as a result, or you feel the weight of the embarrassment. Where do you get the energy to type TUTAM?

@Blesing_Andrew When did "Carrick Ball" end? Guys gone back to crying ....

🔴"Dear Michael Carrick,As a loyal United fan, I have to say it: Bryan Mbeumo is a shadow of the player who lit up early under you. No goals in his last 5+ games, poor touches, missed chances: he's struggling badly up front. He's a natural right winger, thrives running at defenders, not leading the line. Drop him for a bit or shift him wide to his best position before the form dip hurts the team more. We need the old Mbeumo back. Please reconsider. Open letter from a concerned Red.

@CarolRadull CAF is a mad toothless dog. Even if they want the afcon cup returned, going for individual trophies is childish. Mane is right

CAF have reportedly asked Sadio Mané to return his MVP award so it can be given to Brahim Díaz. However, the Senegalese star has refused, making it clear he will never send it back. Who truly deserves the MVP?

@RodgersKipembe And we are trying to get everyone to abandon this old archaic mentality. We can't leave in the trenches forever

This is what an average Kenyan voter wants. Hawa hawajui Crystal Asige ni nani.

@RodgersKipembe A very good agenda... Those bastards deserve nothing less of Kamiti, even having if it were still allowed.

Is this your manifesto Mzee?

@jimNjue_ His hate is driving him mad 😂😂

At this point, Kindiki should just give up on politics, go back home and try Miraa farming. This is brutal.

@kenyasgossips This is just arrogance. There is always caution to keep a distance, guy is riding on a main road and trying to overtake on the left. As much as we support cyclists, wengine don't value their safety and life as much

We need to have a serious conversation about how cyclists are treated on our roads.