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@beatitkooks @NullenM @LnkMxwl @Karras1909 You're a nazi, Eat shit bud.

@NullenM @LnkMxwl @Karras1909 You watch anime- pipe down buddy

No. You have it backward. They're wearing the Habs jersey. They're doing their dancing for the team. They're fans. This is what it's all about. Community. They're not demanding some separate Indian team. They want to be Canadiens fans. Let's fucking go boys.

@JDfromCJAY You could have chosen a backup team with a history of success. You played yourself playa

me going to bed tonight

@tim_micallef Mikka Kipprusoff. 2004.

Jakub Dobeš after a loss in the postseason: 6-0 with 1.77 GAA and .942 save % Now 19-2-2 following a loss this season.

@CanadiensMTL @unclebuck2k Martin Gelinas. 2004.

LE BUT GAGNANT DANS DEUX SÉRIES DE SUITE. Ça ne s'invente pas 🤯 THE GAME-WINNER IN TWO SERIES IN A ROW. Can't make this up #GoHabsGo

@PaulPetten1 @tim_micallef

@tim_micallef After a BS no call. WTF

@ReneePaquette Just wait til she goes Super Saiyan!

NGL i was a little self conscious to wear them, but….i can’t see 😵‍💫🥴

@GlenMah Butch Cassidy died in 1908, I highly doubt they asked about him. Bruce Cassidy might be available though.

My thoughts on the Oilers coaching situation: This isn’t about whether the Oilers should or shouldn’t make a coaching change. This is about the ugly, trashy side of sports reporting. If the report is accurate that the Oilers asked permission to speak with Butch Cassidy, I think it’s embarrassing that this became public the way it did. The race to be first has completely overtaken basic decency. Somewhere along the way, too many sports insiders started treating people’s jobs, families, and reputations like content. Leak it first. Post it fast. Rack up the clicks. Deal with the fallout later. I feel terrible for Kris Knoblauch and his family. Whatever anyone thinks of him as a coach, he does not deserve to have his job status dragged through public speculation because someone wanted engagement. Are Oilers management partly responsible? Yes. If they are moving in another direction, they owe Knoblauch clarity and respect. Maybe that conversation has already happened. Maybe it hasn’t. We don’t know. But this leak-first, ask-questions-later style of sports reporting is gross. It turns a real person’s livelihood into a scoop, and I think that’s garbage. Wishing Kris Knoblauch and his family all the best, and thanking him for his service and dedication to the Oilers. To the person responsible for leaking this story: I have zero respect for this kind of reporting. The constant engagement farming, the need to be first, and the willingness to treat someone’s career like disposable content is exactly what makes modern sports media so frustrating. #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

@AdamMacVicar @JDfromCJAY Why are all Alberta related topics inundated with Russian bots and idiots?

Here's the moment in the scrum where Ward 4 Coun. DJ Kelly urges the suspects in last night's shooting in his community to turn themselves in and "get the f*** out of our city."

Yikes: TMZ uncovers photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini inside Madden 2002 PlayStation game

I JUST LOVE BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT THANKS

@ReapersPlace This is fucking bullshit.

I have zero idea what’s going on. And not just the Draft Lottery.

@dviate89 @ENMAXpower Longer than you can ever possibly imagine.

@ENMAXpower how long is the outage going to be in thorncliffe?

Hey now - give the whole context. His full comment was that he thinks they’ve had good looks, even had Dobes beat, but shot the puck right at him. To which, I joked: ah yes. Don’t shoot it at the goalies chest. Wise words. And Jon Cooper said, yes shoot it into the netting plz. #GoBolts

@JDfromCJAY If it makes you feel better, Alberta separatist morons just doxxed all of Alberta.

@harlem_resist @KeithEdward66 @JoyceCarolOates That was the first thing I noticed too lol haha

@KeithEdward66 @JoyceCarolOates Placing your pregnant wife in harm's way while also grabbing a tit is entirely on-brand for MAGA.

as a radiologist may set two X-rays side by side to examine, we can see now, placing Butler PA & the WH correspondents incident side by side, that the same scenario was planned in each instance; in the first, the would-be assassin was in clear view for some minutes on a rooftop, before violence broke out; more recently, the would-be assassin (for whom Secret Service officers were waiting) was apprehended before he could draw a weapon & shoot--before he was anywhere near his alleged targets. considering this, it might seem that Butler PA was bungled & that no one was intended to be shot let alone killed; the D.C. event may have been bungled too but at least no one died & of many present, only RFK Jr's abandoned wife suffered a public humiliation.

@BarackObama Canada misses you ♥️

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

@Robbie_M1080 @NAFOinMiami @mokhanhim Neither does being a furry conservative platypus.

@NAFOinMiami @mokhanhim That makes no sense at all.

Why does it seem almost nobody believes or cares that somebody allegedly tried to kill Trump?

@benshapiro That's because he's a pedophile, a rapist and a traitor. You forgot conman, known felon, and my personal favourite #FakeAssFakingFuckingFakerThatFuckingFakesThings #ShapirosUgly

Meanwhile, legacy media and mainstream Democrats keep promoting people who call Trump a pedophile, a rapist and traitor.

@BlondeNerd One of these days, I'm gonna see that one sentence I missed that explains all of Alan Wake.

@BlondeNerd Who skips cutscenes?!? If I miss one line of dialogue I end up being lost forever because thats usually the line explaining wtf is happening!

Yo Noah, refer to this poll I made in 2020.