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@jmuragengunjiri Will she still vie with UDA?🤣

This is the lady who owns the CX-5 that was torched at Githurai 45. The car was carrying UDA merchandise, including flags, which protesters saw and found offensive. She will be vying for the MCA seat in Kiambu County in 2027 on a UDA ticket.

@Mastardcesh Let us show respect to our president by calling him "Thug" for the whole world to understand

"Mwizi ! Mwizi ! Mwizi!" 😂😂😂 mtakuja kunimaliza

@evenmaina So watu wanakuaga tu wamekuwekea missiles waiting for the right moment to launch🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 apo bossy anauliza “what” ndio dawa imepenya.

@citizentvkenya They still using this silly argument..nikiona such argument me hujua hatuwezi saidiana na mtu

CS Murkomen: When I was in the Senate in the last administration, I was a very serious critic of the way the oil prices were being handled by the government. You should give us credit that no life was lost; we never organized a protest. The leaders of the matatu industry at that point in time never protested against the government. You should ask yourselves why did they feel that it was okay to understand Uhuru Kenyatta, but when it is President Ruto, they should go to the streets? There must be a certain level of profiling that applies to William Ruto and not Uhuru Kenyatta

@Maryian96 Walikuwa wanataka kuwacheza in the public eye ndio wakileta shida they get blamed by Mwananchi..but my Man wasn't ready for silly PR🤣

Banangeeeee what the hell of a country is this?????? people disagreeing in public 🤣🤣🤣🤣look at wandayis face!!

@Finehairr_ True!!they be claiming don't judge me by status..but you only post what you relate with hence your personality.

You can deny all you want but whatsapp status says a lot about you than you think

@clippxp I like the "she started" chants..some sanity finally

Knocked out at a football game… Don’t throw what you can’t catch, Karen and Ken 😭 😭

@mc_collins55 Kukataa ukweli ni ngumu..Murkomen alikosa comebacks🤣🤣

Interviews za kitambo pale citizen tv zilikuwa zinashika vibaddddd🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Rejectfuelprices

@evenmaina Niongeze wale wa "I don't receive new numbers" kwa hiyo dustbin

Hii hukua solid proof that a person has nothing meaningful going on in their lives. Na mindset pia iko chini.

@MujukaDaisy @mutwiriiii Yaani huku X kila mtu ni funny effortlessly😂😂

@mutwiriiii It's not like pee btw, utaskia ikimwagika when you laugh, cough or sneeze. Shwaa kama mfereji. Also it doesn't stop, usipovaa pad labda uguze nguo ya Yesu ndio isimame

I have an ask, if huwa mnafeel ikimwagika why wear pads through out? Like kama mkojo huwa unafeel uko pressed and you hold it. I mean ukiskia mashiro zinacome you hold it ndio uende loo. Msinijibu vibaya, i'm just a curious virgin boy

@Bookten8 @alfredmwitike2 Hata Mungu anaona ni wewe umetuanza😂

Weekends for facial

@_CrazyNairobian Hizo labda waeke tag ya bei tough kama ile ya Imperial soap😂

Utakuwa una debate na maninja pale locals kuji-distance from zile 99.9% knockoffs tumevaa, haha.

@Joe67248049 Ni wapi huko mnafunza 3 lessons a day nikuje?😂😂

Hii Kenya watu wako na jokes mtu wa plumbing anajicompare na mwalimu ati wanapata 2k per day the whole day ni kazi,mwalimu anafunza 3 lesson za 40 minutes,end month 80k inaaingia,health insurance iko,NSSF iko,Pension scheme pia iko na pesa ni constant ata asipo enda job.

@Claire_mesi They ain't brothers just his lookalike

@UTDTrey The only problem with our Great Reds is that they lose when you need them to win the most..but we won't lose this time

THE WORLD WANTS MANCHESTER UNITED BACK IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!😂

@kamauwaruhiu There is a quote that says"even if you take a bullet for them,they will complain that your blood splash damaged their white clothes"

There’s a relative we saw suffering and decided to help. She’s a single mum of 2. We decided to educate her kids and take that burden from her. She recently said in a family gathering, "Sasa hata mkilipa shule na watoto hawana chakula, hamjanisaidia." I wish I was making this up.

Does charging a phone while off somehow fastens its charging ama this is another lie we need to unlearn😂

@lynn_ngugi1 Imagine showing Wazungus that we are proud we can speak their native language perfectly..this level of sycophancy is crazy

@Cantonadevils This guy made us feel terrible with hard earned draws even.. that's when we cut ties with him

Carrick took over and no one is concerned about winning 5 games in a row.

@bungomaduke Shida ya Saf ni maintenance.. net ikiwa na issue unaweza itana mpaka uchoke..uliza watu wa PoA internet

Dear friends, if you are looking for a very fast, stable, affordable and realible WiFi, just go for this Safaricom Home Fibre. You pay for as low as Ksh 1500. Still there's another package below this.. sijalipwa to tweet this. Ni siri Tu nawapea