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@karenfthompson Good morning from a right cold & wet Johannesburg, with no power & no solar due to days of said cold & wet. As my dad would have said ‘a right good Yorkshire day’ Enjoy your days off🤗

Good morning my Twits … Day off #1.. There’s a lot of fog yonder that garden gate …

@callmeMizuko 20

99.9% will fail..!! How many 4's did you see..??

@SweetTexanRose And I thought I was the only one🤣 people give me strange looks but the car guards love it🤭

Nobody could put a running board on it for Grandma? 😂

@mjc0ughl4n One of my favourite CDs 😔

Rest in peace Chris Rea. Famous for his wonderful husky, bluesy voice. We've all heard "Driving Home For Christmas" on the radio recently, but my favourite song is "Road to Hell". The full version is hardly ever played. It's well worth listening to, so I'm posting it here.

@Lovethisland_ @UndisScot A song from my childhood with Oronsay in the words has been going through my head all day. Now I see this, that freaks me out. Please note I’m now 72 & live in RSA (😱)

Oronsay. “Imagine…” #hebrides #innerhebrides #Scotland

@wizzdomme My favorite movie😍 watched it dozens of times & still cry every single time☺️

This movie broke me 😭

@EndWokeness I live in SA & I didn’t even know we had something like that in the country😳

Transgender clinic in South Africa was just forced to shut over Trump ending USAID: "Anyone voted for this?!"

@benonwine I remember when your panties had to match your socks when you wore a really short mini skirt & if you were really cool it matched your top as well☺️

Who remembers the swinging sixties?

@karenfthompson @NotFarLeftAtAll My thought before I saw your comment🤣🤣🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll In a bloody heartbeat

If Margaret Thatcher were alive today .. would you swap Keir Starmer for her?

@karenfthompson Depends if you have HP sauce

So I’m up .. Got a huge cup of tea .. And found a pack of bacon in the fridge .. I’m not mucking about today … As I’m sulking over my poor car .. Big question of the day my Twits .. “ do you think I’ve got enough bacon in this sandwich? “

@Matt_Pinner Hi from Johannesburg, South Africa👋

Out of the 316.4K accounts following me I often wonder how many of you actually exist. Say hi if you see this.👀

@Malcolm_theCat The 7 huskies running around this small holding say hi from Johannesburg South Africa

Friends! #StormBenjamin has begun and the Catio is off-limits today. Baby Dog and Percy have been tasked with keeping an eye on Cleo, as she’s bound to get up to ALL SORTS. In the meantime, please give us some fun. If you see this post, please tell us whereabouts in the world you are. We’d love to know 🌍 🌎 🌏

@cop_ish I go off X for a minute & come back to mayhem, what on earth did I miss & can I arrange DHL for the doggie bag? Hope it’s not serious & you are truly on the mend. 🤗

@charliersmith1 Strange, I was thinking about you today🤗

5 months ago, I tried to end my life. I was at rock bottom and didn’t think things would ever get better… Well, I’m so glad to say I was wrong, and today I’m still here, celebrating my 32nd birthday 😊

@Mufasa0062 Oh no, that gives me heartburn just looking at it🤣

Peri Peri chicken and chips tonight.

@FlashForFreedom My granny gave me my great grandfathers watch & chain about 60 years ago. It’s in my safe as it’s gold & I don’t wear it but I could never get rid/sell it, it’s a family heirloom 🤷‍♀️

@karenfthompson @otokyo__ I still do, I mean, who doesn’t🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄

@otokyo__ What a bloody stupid question

Did you?

@cop_ish Oh yeh, like you are complaining about cooking, the old saying “ pull the other one it’s get bells on it” comes to mind🤭🙄

@PeriklesGREAT No one said Easy Rider 😱

A film with a great soundtrack?

@benonwine HP sauce

What’s missing?