Grant Lee Getkate

Don't mind my shy skating ramp, he's a bit of an intro-vert.

I want to invest in the tea and coffee snack market but it's a rusky business.

Leeroy 2 pints and still driving? 😭😂 Fucking mental night out with the lads.

@I_am_Josh_East Haha I'm watching!

Just threw my radio into the street. Better public speaker than Jacob Zuma.

@I_am_Josh_East You talking S.H.I.T. here?

Black guys can wear a Spiderman back pack while walking down the street and not give a fuck. Fearless.

I didn't know where my friend used to live, so I decided to address the problem.

Wynand Olivier didn't even pass in matric

I love English. Almost as much as I love beer.

I'd rather be in the depths than on a boat of false hope

@I_am_Josh_East Balls to the wall, brethren.

This world is full of dangerous beasts.

The painter passed his pilot's test with flying colours.

Can honestly say that peanut butter has never let me down

Just trust me on this - don't trust anyone.

@Hilton7Pridz Yeah, like people that despise the use of drugs but drink alcohol? Welcome to a town called hypocrisy ;)

"@UberFacts: Scientists have developed a way of charging mobile phones using urine." You're taking the piss now.

Unseen Dimensions

The pronunciation of the word "kant" in Afrikaans always made orals awkward.