yaes

@Xepla You are one of the toughest people I know. You will get through this stronger than ever 💙

for the 1st time since the attack, i broke down.. remembering spring days in kyiv. normally now id be hyped for Масниця - a big pancake festival in the expocenter. for lilacs in spring at the Kyiv garden, писанки in St. Sophia square. We will win this war. I know it.#СлаваУкраїні

I never thought I'd almost be 30, explaining to someone that I play a cat girl in final fantasy 14. We move.

This didn't age well

If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.

Jumpin off the roof but this is not assassins creed.

Facebook is down so now I'm going to have to phone my mum's neighbours to find out what their dog's up to.

listen i know samoosas are already '3D' but what if we made them a little more 3D? see fig. 1A:

Approaching my 30's and I threw up in someone's bathroom last week. Jesus Christ.

Drinking tea, listening to jazz and plotting where I'm gonna drink beer tomorrow.

MF designers be like parametric this, parametric that have you para-met deez nutz?

I was last on this account in 2019, the world has died abut 10 times since then and twitter still has a good sense of humor, Onya.

yaes

@KurtLaduma I thought this was a F1 tweet for a second.

Interested to see how Williams does at right back.

@fridgepizza @joniblud We need to link up for sure

@cindos No

@fridgepizza @wind Bro this is my 1st time experiencing cpt wind. Its fucked.

Imagine calling your kid Chad lmao

@dietsV I'm alive.

I'm surprised people still follow me here. I avoided twitter like white people avoid gluten.

I can make Cape Town related jokes now @jtkeays fight me.

The 😎 emoji is the guy that says "I wish she could have been my teacher" while his Constantia wife is at home with the kids.