Grant Johnstone

@ruby_dragonfly @perry_ron I hadn't heard this one...

@perry_ron My husband had relapsed on cocaine & emptied our bank account. He'd been lying about the relapse. I punched him in the jaw when I checked the balance. No, it wasn't right to hit him but it felt good for the moment.

When was the last time you were physically violent?

AI on the edge? Cloud on your terms? Secure platform? Modernise legacy infrastructure? Need a VMware exit strategy? Let's collaborate at a lunch n learn event tomorrow in Sydney Hopefully see you there! #HybridCloud #AI #Learning #Azure fusion5.com.au/microsoft/even…

I am taking part in HPE's Habitat for Humanity Trip to Cambodia in 2024. I am hoping to be able to make a difference to at least one family's life . If you would care to support, please donate here. fundraise.habitat.org.au/hpe-cambodia-b…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

TV personality Ray Martin has delivered a scathing speech and unleashed on No voters in front of a crowd of Voice supporters. news.com.au/national/polit…

@stats_feed Australia doesn't have doctors ?

The average doctor salary by country: 🇨🇭 Switzerland – $388,623 🇺🇸 United States – $316,000 🇨🇦 Canada – $194,777 🇩🇪 Germany – $183,000 🇬🇧 United Kingdom – $138,000 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia – $133,320 🇨🇳 China – $116,377 🇯🇵 Japan – $115,092 🇫🇷 France – $98,000 🇮🇹 Italy – $70,000 🇪🇸 Spain – $57,000 🇵🇱 Poland – $52,548 🇧🇷 Brazil – $47,000 🇷🇺 Russia – $41,383 🇮🇩 Indonesia – $25,685 🇵🇭 Philippines – $23,864 🇺🇦 Ukraine – $16,753 🇲🇽 Mexico – $12,000 🇮🇳 India – $11,581 🇳🇬 Nigeria – $11,573 🇵🇰 Pakistan – $8,708 🇹🇷 Turkey – $8,452 🇧🇩 Bangladesh – $7,054 🇦🇷 Argentina – $5,280

tooooooo cute.... look at the expression at the end..

He changed his mind.. 😂

@Culture_Crit Sydney Australia :)...

@daniel_apps @HPE good plan... I can check again on the I terraced systems and the support models.. which I think is part of your question.. enjoy the rest of the conference ... we HPEers are just back from Bangkok...

@GrantJHP @HPE Let's catch up when I'm back. Got told yesterday I can't even get a quote for an integrated system unless it's Greenlake

Hey @HPE, another two opportunities lost to your competition because you only support #AzureStackHCI via Greenlake.

@daniel_apps catch a bus and go round in circles.. that's always fun.

So LAX is a rabbit warren of terminals. Found myself outside at some point trying to find the lounge... #MVPBuzz #MVPSummit

@ruby_dragonfly @NBCNews Nope. Hopefully they stay north... we did find 2 funell webs in the swimming pool theother day...

@NBCNews @GrantJHP found any in your house??

Researchers in Australia have made a big discovery: a super-sized species of trapdoor spider found only in Central Queensland. nbcnews.to/40mKG30

@daniel_apps what's happened... hopefully not hoping gor support on home internet

@AnthonyRees still on the bucket list to visit one day !!

Great to be back in Bundalong with my little Ms Ashley ❤️

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Happy anniversary to me ... those who remeber the Helion days... that's what started twitter for me.. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@daniel_apps That looks familiar !! you didn't want me to help with the cables again ?

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@ruby_dragonfly does this mean we are compatible or will kill each other ?!?!?!? 🤔

@GrantJHP I did the same thing when I read about it!! 😂😂

Many autistic people have Misophonia, a condition that causes a person to have an extremely negative emotional response (usually anger) to everyday sounds, such as: chewing, joint cracking, snoring, breathing, nail tapping and nail clipping.

@ruby_dragonfly yes !! all sorts of noises drive crazy.. mostly eating, chewing.. omg apples !!! but other things, pen clicking, tapping,...the list goes on.. One day I read about misophonia and went, "hell, that's me !!"..

@GrantJHP @AutisticCallum_ Really?? 😘

@ruby_dragonfly @AutisticCallum_ you have this too !?!!?? you know I am the same.. different triggers... small world..

@AutisticCallum_ Sudden loud noises & repetitive noises are my triggers. Car alarms, iv beeping, kids being kids making noise (wish I was joking!)