Samuel Hernandez
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Samuel Hernandez
@Gratuitous_Sam
🐟🐒🙋♂️ He/Him
Houston, TX Katılım Şubat 2014
787 Takip Edilen74 Takipçiler
@YHIFAE I am both happy to learn i share a birthday with David Bowie, and distraught that the same can be said of Stephen hawking.
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That’s what the kids colloquially refer to as a neck pussy, or “nussy.”
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids
Wtf is that?
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This type of crime is now possible because ICE agents insist on going around like masked thugs
Steve Keeley@KeeleyFox29
Right next door to @PhillyPolice Northeast detectives & 15th District, man posing as ICE agent walked into car repair business office, where woman originally from Dominican Republic was working Sunday afternoon. “He kept saying he is immigration officer.” Victim told me. 1/2
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AI sucks because there's going to be so many videos of beautiful women I'll never be able to love
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@MorePerfectUS I had to call in a lot of favors to make this happen
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DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
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@willajrainbolt @SamSeder @majorityfm The were a couple of people in this video he should have just shit on and belittled. This person is a deranged, asocial, creep and should be told that at every opportunity. Only bullying can be her teacher
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This entire exchange with @SamSeder was absolutely wild. I knew this would be a major highlight, but my god I didn’t know just how racist it would get. Have a feeling we’ll be seeing more of this next week.
@majorityfm
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@willajrainbolt @SamSeder @majorityfm The we're a couple of periods in this video he should have just shit on and belittled. This person is a deranged, asocial, creepy and should be told that at every opportunity. Only bullying can be her teacher
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Yeah, that painting is SUPER straight bro
Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Gaming 🎮@jondelarroz
While a number of gamers voiced they didn't want to play the game because of a graphic homosexual scene, Vavra took to X to mock Christians using classical art of the Magi and falsely implying it was homosexual in nature.
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I would describe this as more of a big dumb idiot take
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@yenthusiastx Especially when the lead up to this moment is so unambiguous. "The only way to lift this curse, is if someone truly believed they did something terrible, anyway throw the baby in the oven. "
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was kinda surprised when i saw that some people found this to be a hard decision bc i just threw it in there with no hesitation, in cerys we trust 🙏🏻
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Every time I've cried in front of a woman, they've slept with me
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F
Crying in front of women is like bleeding in front of sharks
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@PicturesFoIder I hate the dad in this video. Shut the fuck and let the man do his work. "Which one is this, buddy" i dunno wait for him to finish writing it's name down, you impatient shit
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This 5 year old autistic boy has memorized all these font styles with their names and likes to draw them with chalk
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This dude has never walked on sand
NikTek@NikTek
Can't wait to do this in GTA 6, but with sand physics
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@TheRealFarley She probably left because you recorded it, you fucking freak lmao
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THIS IS PORTLAND: Last night, I went out on a first date with an attractive woman at Carina Lounge when a dirty homeless man ruined our dinner to take a SHIT on the sidewalk right next to us as we were eating meatballs.
She downed two long island ice teas and left in a taxi.🤦🏻♂️
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