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@VerhofstadtQ @AngelaRayner Turkish barbers for the ‘inhabitants’ of these ghettos I mean towns

@AngelaRayner What jobs will be created in these new towns?

By investing in new towns, we’re tackling the housing crisis head on to create growth and jobs. Not just building homes and infrastructure but hope and a vision of a better future. That’s the kind of forward-thinking we need today. 👇🏻 independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@AngelaRayner #squattersrights

We are delivering on our promise to renters by transforming the sector into one where families can put down roots and where children can grow up in healthy homes. Our Renters’ Rights Bill will give renters greater security and stability. #RentersRights

@Sandford_Police You’ve gone from a comedy account to a joke of an account

Regular reminder that most trans people are just trying to navigate their way through their lives with as little impact on you as possible

@SkyNews Lord 🤣

'I once said that the big beasts of the tabloid jungle have no predators, I was wrong they have Prince Harry.' Lord Watson speaks outside court after a successful settlement against The Sun publisher. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@BladeoftheS Yes the people with less should work out how to get more

I'm sorry but when we have 700,000 people with £4tn, while the other 68,300,000 are sharing £4.5tn. The problem and the solution is obvious.

@BladeoftheS That’s cleverer than the plot lines in your shitty books

Immigrants are making £120bn profit a year in the UK and paying an average of only 11% tax. Oh I got your attention, actually I meant billionaires.

@BladeoftheS Can anyone remember your book?

Can anyone remember who crashed the UK economy?

@BartBlack1 He has a fully costed plan don’t you know

@RobertLindsay Leave then

@DaleVince @Nigel_Farage Says the man who funded “just stop oil”

Jesus! Where's the line @Nigel_Farage? Is there anything Elon could say that would stop you from taking his money?

@Keir_Starmer You’ll build a mass of poorly constructed houses that will become a money pit

Too many people are grafting hard, doing everything right, but still can’t buy their home. Our Plan for Change will overhaul the planning system to build 1.5 million homes and make the dream of home ownership a reality. My government backs the builders over blockers.

@TheSun Did he make you have too much Botox too!!

'Gregg Wallace thrust his groin at my face three times while I was on MasterChef'

@DaleVince @ChrisGPackham Yeah the half a nibble Packham had makes them look really tasty

Our burgers are 100% made of plants, free of all (14) major food allergens and made in a wind and sun powered ‘factory’ - and they taste good - according to @ChrisGPackham.

@dcooke1989 Well done, you spelt that right

@dcooke1989 Their

@andrewmcb Pot kettle black

This is not AI The BBC really did broadcast Gregg Wallace saying this

@jonsopel She on about guy faukes?

Oh dear…….

@Keir_Starmer Most of the people on benefits don’t want to work, they want their future on the dole

My government will get people back to work. No more tinkering. Real reform to give people their futures back, cut the benefits bill, and fire up the economy.

@AMAZlNGNATURE All water is millions of years old

Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

Has anyone else been banned from Stoke home matches for standing on the seats when we score? No warning just straight ban!