Bug J. Collector

i want to be him so badly

i love when elves have a civil war. you can just show up and start killing elves and elves will cheer you on

@DiscussingFilm THREE TUNGS WHEN YOU SAY HIS NAME

nothing used to piss me off more in elementary school than when the teacher said we couldn’t pinch people not wearing green on St. Patricks day. Patrick would’ve wanted me to form pinching gangs with my friends and swarm kids like piranhas. he would’ve wanted that

@Nipelets i’m a big fan of the bright colors you tend to use. this one especially really pops out

Ice cream?

@MilanovicMihael that goes hard. i’ve always felt like Terraria had a lot of potential for cool lore

The Shale Warden [Terraria: Pendulum]

telling my evil overlord that it’s hard to behead the dissenters due to my #HyperEmpathy

@cavalierposting i ponder, who of the seven realms is the intended recipient of this scroll?

the dark wizard outside of their keep: *lighting a smoke pipe with a cantrip* "when I graduated mine arcane school thou were but 13 winters old, be that not a peculiar twist of fate!" mineself, so drunk i cant stand straight: "canst thou cast that 'pon mineself"

@runesword1 yea that goes hard

she said “rune bow… no, no, women always have a bow. rune shurikens.”

@runesword1 does your wife also have a rune sword or perhaps even a rune polearm of sorts?

my wife sketched shadowheart

white people when smiling friends... nevermind... i can't even joke about it... fuck...

@runesword1 such a vivid story… yet another literary masterpiece by prized author rune sword

eating a spoonful of soup, glaring down at a scared goblin in a little chef’s hat before shaking my head. the guards drag him screaming towards the pit a different goblin in a chef’s hat holding a new bowl of soup is ushered in

you look into your bag of holding and the Grasping Longdick is looking back up at you, what do you do?

Goblins looking for jobs don't even try anymore, they just throw on their armor in their caves, take a shitty selfie, and send it to dark lords.

@harristic_ he even started censoring comments that say “AI” in them. people in his comments are referring to it as “you know what” like it’s fucking voldemort

how hasnt he caught on that maybe the AI thumbnails are negatively affecting his channel

brewed up this little drawing a few days ago... pshaw... if anyone could even care about something made by someone as chudly as i...

@runesword1 i got you covered big guy

does anyone have the gmod video where he pulls an uzi on the waitress because he stuttered

‘enjoy your drinks’ the cute elven barmaid says. ‘y-you too’ i say before drawing my rune sword and slaughtering everyone in the tavern and then myself

@KalukaFromTF2 99% of TF2 activists quit before Valve fixes the game

Its crazy how tf2 is just 2 more calls to action away from being fixed

gonna have a chud son and give him a chore battepass lmfao Clean your room, tier up, do a standing backflip, fuck it tier up Vbuck gift card rewards, actually I’ll have a shop that rotates daily he can spend points on Has to wear all grey to school til he unlocks more 😂😂😂

@evilsinisterhag oh yes sinister witch i will do that sinister witch

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my most controversial take is that i haven't given up