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FLONCHCORE
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FLONCHCORE
@flonchcore
Actor, Comedian, Philanthropist, Lover ♦️shithole of Online Icon and Tortured Artist @flonchzone
The Flonch Zone Katılım Ekim 2013
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⚠️ we got a Flonch Dog Situation ⚠️
Brad Pepsi@brad_pepsi
Im so high right now you need to stop
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pillowdear commanding her piwwos:
(thankfully, this purely theoretical action will not need to be taken since youtube has walked down its strike....)
#pillowdraw
FLONCHCORE@flonchcore
just watched a flock of birds take the shape of a giant hand and squeeze a man’s head between two fingers until it fucking exploded. Happy Wednesday to me I guess
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FLONCHCORE retweetledi
this is #flonchcore and the people are catching up
j.b. exte@jbexte
the people they are inventing on instagram reels will change the world as we know it
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@kritikillREAL @Majordomohe I vaguely remembered the phrase “all of the day bro” from like 15 years ago so I googled it and found that lol👍
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@flonchcore @Majordomohe this isnt flonchcore... this is HOMESTUCK...! what the fuck?
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just watched a flock of birds take the shape of a giant hand and squeeze a man’s head between two fingers until it fucking exploded. Happy Wednesday to me I guess
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@kritikillREAL I’ve been, it’s very cool!
Try the sorbet in Rome 🔥 Also go to a no name non touristy tiny restaurant - I got fuckin pasta and meatballs and it was on another level
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I think it’s really cool that the Vatican had an executioner named Giovanni Battista Bugatti, but if it was up to me I would’ve named him Don Torturini
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@JesseChesnutt Every day is Friday, which also means NO MORE WEEKENDS 🎉🎉🎉
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@flonchcore Upper management called: work mandated Flonch Fridays for the foreseeable future
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and then this shit literally happens 4 hours later:
FLONCHCORE@flonchcore
construction guy asked me to nae nae and I said no so he stabbed me with a screwdriver. bleeding on the ground, he hovered over me w/ this face saying shit like “oh you cant dance? You cant dance?” til he got tackled by cops. He got arrested so I took the lunch his wife made him
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@haloguy00 A note that said “fuck you you fat bitch don’t come home tonight, your real home is at the whorehouse anyways” alongside a delicious turkey samdwich
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construction guy asked me to nae nae and I said no so he stabbed me with a screwdriver. bleeding on the ground, he hovered over me w/ this face saying shit like “oh you cant dance? You cant dance?” til he got tackled by cops.
He got arrested so I took the lunch his wife made him
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