Maurice The Grease Pickleball

@CamilaZilveti She got nice and chill instead of a guy who can hit.

@GreaseyMaurice Haha no, I asked my friend how her mixed game went and she only said bad things about her partner (who is the nicest chillest guy ever)

My biggest pickleball pet peeve is when I ask someone how their match went and they just blame it on their partners 😭😭😭😭

@TheKitchenPB Oh nah, it's crazy windy here in TX whenever PPA comes through.

So many great events in pickleball. We’ve ranked the 10 best. 🏟️ a thread 🧵

@netflix @RafaelNadal @RafaHewettPB Bro!

"To reach the top, you have to go near the limit." - @RafaelNadal The documentary series Rafa premieres May 29.

Whoops, wrong link. This is the right one youtu.be/RozYbCsoJ4E

Full match here: youtu.be/qpNH5s5KrgA

@AshAshPB Thanks, I hate it.

🐝 jump scare

@pickler1234 @pickleball_jim @iyersri2 @annabright108 @AshAshPB @PPAtour @TweenerKing We're not competing to be better than ping pong or badminton. We're pickleball, we bring people of all walks of life together. That's gonna bring in some good and bad kinds of people. These isolated incidents don't slow down pickleball one bit.

@GreaseyMaurice @pickleball_jim @iyersri2 @annabright108 @AshAshPB @PPAtour @TweenerKing Why is it so rare to find world's best pros in ping pong or badminton ever smash their paddles/racquets supposedly to show their frustration after a loss while it is pretty common in tennis ?! It may have started as a cheap publicity stunt..& now it's become acceptable ?

Indestructible paddle but not an indestructible court 😬

@pickleball_jim @pickler1234 @iyersri2 @annabright108 @AshAshPB @PPAtour @TweenerKing Exactly. Folks are clutching their pearls over nothing.

@pickler1234 @iyersri2 @annabright108 @AshAshPB @PPAtour @TweenerKing Not sure why you or anyone else cares that a player breaks a paddle. No one is hurt, no danger to anyone. Has nothing to do with ratings or anything else. Total nothingburger. Why does PPA need to penalize people over nothing?

...in our own sport. How many top pros can you name off who's never touched a racquet? Can you name 10 before you get to the top 50? We don't have the depth yet. ALW is a massively dominant player but she's an apex predator in a young sport and even younger pro scene.

...that played pro tournaments on temp nets 10 years ago, that just got pros contracted to a league 2 years ago, that has a league who has teams doing redrafts damn near every year. We just got replay for goodness sakes. We're not recognized in the Olympics or NCAA...

Exactly. And you know what? I'll be there jerk to knock her down a peg. Serena dominated in a women's tennis. Women's pro tennis has been around since 1973 and the entire sport for hundreds of years. ALW is dominating in a sport that's 60 years old and a pro scene...

We're a sport where a packed crowd at a Gold medal match is like 60 people. Most of our highest performers don't even come from our sport. Good and great tennis players come from tennis. Most of our good and great players come from tennis. We don't even have the depth...

I took it. And even if I didn't, act like I did. Come get it.

@getoNegus @WealthGathers Bro wtf is going on!!!

@GreaseyMaurice @WealthGathers lock in.

It's time... See you on Super Earth.

@connorpardoe_pb @annabright108 @pickleball_jim The pipeline was money and Ben Johns/ALW. Yall just cornered the highest level pros early on and other top 20 or so pros followed. Smart and aggravating.

@annabright108 @pickleball_jim People trying to become pros. Trust the pipeline. 😤

wonder how app level compares to ppa challenger level

@getoNegus Kodak is a rapist but I get the meme

Me, at the next MLP event 🤣

@MustacheGaming2 @MajorLeaguePB You think I had something to do that post? I would never correct anyone saying @AnnaLeighWaters is a fuckin bitch 😆. I'm not Big H. If she got in my face (which she won't because she's not dumb), I'd smack the shit out of her daddy.

@MajorLeaguePB Lol wow who proof reads these posts? Brutal... @GreaseyMaurice Did you get a new gig? 🤣

A lot of people are asking for official league comment. So here we go: 1. ALW is obviously NOT a ******* *****. But she, clearly, is a bad ass and wants all the smoke. We respect that. 2. Players, please stay on your side of the court. 3. Players, please keep smack talk appropriate. Thank you and have a wonderful Monday. Go play some pickle.

@connorpardoe_pb I can't think of any because they're all contracted (hoe'd out) to only play PPA shit

This is an awful take. I can think of MANY! 😆

@MaggieMaeRem I was doing some video work for a local tournament today so I wasn't able to catch any games. Is it wrong that my eyes lit up as soon as I found out there was drama? 😆

Today’s matches were 10000% better than the previous 3 days. If this quality can happen everyday, it will be a good season.