Glitterati Gretchen

I was adopted. I could have been an abortion statistic. Thanks 2 my birth mother, I am an #UnintendedJoy to a woman who couldn't have kids

@kelsells35 And shirtless.

I’m so sick of seeing Bert Kreischer in everything

@ViQueenie The Duke of Sussex is also said to have been referred to as “sexy”. As the Queen once said: “recollections may vary”

BULLSHIT! You gotta actually visit and have a connection before you can have any meaningful relationship with someone, Harry!

@suzanne93990828 @MeghansMole In all fairness who twerks like a yacht girl…. Oh. 🤔

@MeghansMole Who wears stilettos straight after giving birth 🙈🙈🙈

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle presented a doll to the world Even the photographer whispered “is that the kid” 😳

@according2_taz So weird because she’s Sussex now…. 🤔🤔

I call Bullshit!! Meghan was apparently unhappy being called Royalty! She's just trying to pass blame as she's had so much push back over merching her titles! Perhaps she's heard down the grapevine that the Palace are not happy so now, she's doing her usual of saying 'It wasn't me'. Sorry love, don't believe it for a second. They got Invictus staff to refer to her as Ma'am like she was the Queen, she demands to be announced when she enters a room, she tells children she's Princess and even writes hand written notes to her friends and signs it off as H.R.H The Duchess of Sussex...

Chris Martin also never reached out to check on me after enduring the ridiculous amount of coverage this woman got in my feeds.

@unreMARKLEble I don’t think I have ever seen Catherine dress so poorly even back pre-Waity Katie

No words. An A-line tent mini dress is maybe the worst possible choice for #MeghanMarkle’s body type that she could have opted for. It’s sleeveless, so the black tights are an odd choice, she would have done better to go bare legged or wear a black sweater/jacket. I would have opted for different shoes as well. The olive green méconium color is just ba and the shapeless baggy dress is not doing her any favors. Just hire a stylist for fucks sake. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleFashionFail #HarryandMeghanInAustralia

@ViQueenie I’m just focused on the wrinkled clothing…. Plus now I realize why my mom always told me to dress in layers

OMG! Meghan is going to be pissed this photo got out! It’ll be Kardashians Fiasco 2.0!

@Yoda4ever Those are some angry biscuits 😬

Making serious biscuits..🐈🐾😅

@Yoda4ever The dog says “please help…” 🥺😂

They think it's a baby cow..🐄🐕🐄😅

@HustleBitch_ It’s playful banter. They are friends and if you lived in Wichita Falls you would know better. Stop blowing things out of proportion for drama’s sake. 🙄

🚨 LIVE WEATHER SEGMENT COLLAPSES — HOT MIC CATCHES WHAT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SAY This was supposed to be a routine weather forecast on KFDX in Texoma. Both smiling. Calm. Professional. She confidently says there’s no rain in the forecast. He immediately cuts her off: “Did you just say there’s no rain in the forecast?” His expression shifts. Not joking. Not playful. Sharp. She starts explaining. They begin talking over each other. You can see the tension building in real time. Then the control room suddenly cuts to a weather graphic. Too late. The mics are still hot. And now it unravels. “I just said a second ago—” “Well I’m not talking—” Voices stepping on each other. Then she fires: “Stop trying to correct people and just do your job.” He snaps back: “I just don’t know why you don’t listen to me.” She goes for the knockout: “Because you’re BORINGGG.” Him: “Oh wowww… wowwww!” This didn’t feel like a disagreement about rain. The comments are spiraling: “Are they married?” “That was personal.” “There’s history there.” “Something is going on behind the scenes.” Was this about the forecast… or something that’s been building for a long time?

@HelenWh77714086 @sage1411 The only thing that outshines are the wrinkled clothes.

@sage1411 Outshine them, in what way More like she couldn’t hold a wickless candle to real royalty 😂 #MeghanMarkleIsAConArtist #MeghanMarkleisaLiar #harryandmeghanareracebaitingliars #meghanmarkleexposed #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife #FOHARRY #FOMeghan

Apparently Rachel is now saying that the Jordan Royals did not want to receive her is because she would outshine them and be more majestic than her. Stop laughing.

@RVealingthenarc He looks miserable

Meghan gripping Harry’s arm like the stairwell is lava and he’s the last life raft on Earth. That’s not affection — that’s a full security clamp. Even he looks like he can’t escape. #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanMarkleIsANarcissist #RevealingTheNarc

@unreMARKLEble That look says

Thank god my husband has never looked at me like that. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghaninJordan

@fashionistaera @SandraBlackCat And children.

@SandraBlackCat Could be rented like her wardrobe

Meghan, now it all makes sense.👀 The jewelry, hand-on-hair poses..way she kept positioning her hand front & center for every camera. It was all about the ring.💍 While staff are reportedly quitting & downsized, she’s out here playing the “prove it” game Nope. Not working.😎

@ViQueenie Sparey has too much hair for the photo to be anything other than AI 😂😂😂

Can’t wait to see what Meghan ropes Harry into for tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day content drop. Puppeteer calls the shots, puppet jumps. Same show, different heart emojis. 🎭❤️ #MeghanMarkle #PrinceHarry

@thedooskinCO @ViQueenie It’s got an aftertaste you won’t get rid of with a tube of toothpaste or case of Altoids 😵‍💫🤮

@ViQueenie I can't figure out what "fruit spreads meant to linger" means. It gives me the "ick"!

A classic sign of laziness is insisting everything must be done s-l-o-w-l-y. Meghan’s promo emails for her As Ever brand frequently push the idea of moving slowly, taking your time, savoring moments, embracing a deliberate pace. On its own, that’s a perfectly valid approach to life. But Meghan takes it further, implying every single moment needs to be navigated at a glacial speed, as if haste itself is the enemy. This isn’t thoughtful living, it’s a textbook hallmark of procrastination and laziness, dressing up avoidance as virtue.

@Declassified66 @ViQueenie You get a sheet of rub on transfer temporary tattoos if you can figure out how to light her wick less candles 😂😂😂

@ViQueenie Are the Wickless Candles on DEEP Discount? 😂

Money is definitely running low. Meghan can’t even swing a basic manicure or a fill these days. Meg, if you’re out there shooting promos for your latest products, at least spring for a fresh set of nails first! 💅

@ViQueenie Temu nails for Temu products. Wonder why she didn’t get Sparey to provide her with a fresh manicure. It’s clear he’s got nothing but time to spare

@unreMARKLEble Holy smokes it really doesn’t do her any favors at all. She really does look squat with heavy on the manly shoulders. But People magazine was all about the raves - must have been a paid advertisement 😂😂😂😂

Even walking in the dress looks awkward. It seems so heavy, like it’s wearing her and not the other way around. It accentuates her linebacker shoulders and makes her look heavier than she is. Also-no one ever better try and tell me she hates photographers. She is in HEAVEN. #MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanMarkleFashionFail #MeghanIsTheProblem

@5gentexan @MeghansMole Temu HAS a queen in Meghan, Duchess of Disaster Tourism.

@MeghansMole If Wal Mart had a queen maybe….

“Members of the family were jealous Meghan could do the royal thing better than those born into it” -Prince Harry