wicked bitch of the west

@locstarwaitin Also maybe she was wondering what time she should GO there?? Start time doesn't mean "get there" time wtf

You don't like her

I’m at your baby momma’s crib selling your son’s minifigures on bricklink

i fear that rule #1 of being a sports fan is being biased and hypocritical

"if i were you" you'd go insane if you were me

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

@fishninetyseven Tbh same with Dallas when those dudes were doing the nazi salute in their arena. The die was cast at that moment!!

i think it was downhill for tampa as soon as people started cheering usa

THE MONTRÉAL CANADIENS HAVE ELIMINATED THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

avs realizing they don’t need to play defense if they just keep scoring goals

WE GOT BOTH

@_JordanDecker Did we ever figure out wtf he was doing here?? 😭

Turns out acting like an idiot here was his biggest contribution to the series 😂

@brenmidov It's too late, I've already depicted myself as the calm and collected Jakub Dobes and you as the bothered, goalless Nikita Kucherov.

It’s funny that every time he did this in the series, Dobes didn’t let in another goal and he lost

It’s like the fucking Battle of Normandy

@gutskovsky HEAVY on the Hagel explosion

habs win. we’re heading to round 2. our goalie is goated. we won with nine sogs. i don’t have to witness tampa hockey until next season. my slovak is better than yours. brandon hagel i hope you explode.

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

I never read my mail. If it's important enough they will call me, or eventually send someone armed to take me out.

Brandon Hagel and Jon Cooper both said this feeling is very similar to the one they had in Milan. Hagel didn't really know how to explain this loss after the contest. "You give up 0 shots in the 2nd period. Three shots in the 3rd period. And lose a hockey game."

Real statement: Why is it so "taboo" to admit that the Habs are good? You rarely see anyone say that they can win a series or so. I don’t know if it’s the ego or what. But the Habs were one of the top team in the NHL all season too.

JAKUB DOBES. JAKUB DOBES. JAKUB DOBES.