The Snail

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The Snail

@GreatLakesSnail

The Immortal Snail.

Katılım Ekim 2019

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·1d

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k.

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JD Flynn@jdflynn·1d

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

Lo@lolo_tho

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

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Lilian@Lly_wl·2d

how do these girls wake up every day and meditate and do lymphatic drainage and do their skincare routine and workout and make their matcha and work then go meet up w friends and fuck their boyfriend how

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tia ★@tiadeeznuts·3d

community notes ruin a joke so bad. like i KNOW the tweet i liked last week is a lie it's fucking funny

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·3d

The reason so many women find out they have ADHD in their 30s and 40s is not a TikTok trend there is an actual structural reason for it and it makes me angry every time I think about it, almost all ADHD research for decades used hyperactive boys as the baseline.

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𝓐𝔂𝓸✯@shefwayo·3d

me arriving to work 26 minutes late but I don't care because I do the job of 3 people and can't be replaced

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ash 🪿 アッシュ@crescentmoontea·4d

I think if someone does this to a house then it should be legal to guillotine them in the town square

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Buck@Buck36043Buck·4d

When a Heating pad automatically shuts off Its like Thanks but Why do you think you Know me

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Stop the Nonsense@kasthomas·4d

Everyone in the US took a 30% pay cut and didn't even know it.

Hedgeye@Hedgeye

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·4d

One hard pill to swallow when you have ADHD is that being smart won’t save you from executive dysfunction

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•@yducknow·4d

me at work trying to remind myself that having a job is a blessing while counting the minutes until I can leave

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Cole@bluesfury·4d

You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does

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Andromeda B@apbusch·4d

She couldn’t wait for me to take the toy mice off their card. She was walking around growling.

No filter Skin@NoFilterSkin

cats holding things in their little mouths and walking around is one of the cutest things ive ever seen

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gougar!@gougaronline·4d

um do you mind? we’re kinda in the middle of chudding out right now…

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Tyler Roney@TylerJRoney·4d

It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.

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The Snail@GreatLakesSnail·3d

@PerroquetQuete2 she is a tortie, the stupid shit will never be over

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Perroquet Quête 🤡@PerroquetQuete2·4d

Je vais la tuer ptn elle a mangé le sucre glace et la confiture de la lunette putain elle a 20 ans je pensais que c’était fini les conneries à cet âge là merde !! (J’ai appelé le centre antipoison normalement elle devrait pas avoir de soucis)