The Impatient Outpatient(Oxford grad)

@rickygervais But did it win a Golden Globe?

@dash_eats Jesus was Protestant. So was Napoleon and Billy Graham

If you can’t convince a Protestant woman her religious is erroneous that is a skill issue and you don’t deserve a based trad ortho wife

Avril Lavigne drops in on Spencer and Heidi to show some love and support

After the war, I wasn't feeling myself so I decided to go back to Europe and visit a field of wild flowers i would pass on my way to visit my gf in the czech Rep. Left the train and walked back several miles. Just layed there.

I think @klara_sjo is the only real person that follows me. Not sure

@Greatscott421 @Helios_Movement Im exiled from my home country

Found out two days ago a serial killer lived in the town i grew up in. My younger sister had sleep overs with his daughter several times but doesn't remember the igloo cooler containing her mother's head that the children used as a bench .

@dash_eats @Helios_Movement Travel by train as far as you can then sneak across the border on foot. Stick to goat paths and avoid paved roads. You can do this.

If you are depressed, you should probably spend as little time online as possible, start your day by consuming: -3-4 eggs -1tbsp cacao -5grams of glutamine -1-2tsps of raw honey -Some Ceylon cinnamon -Hanful of berries *You can add whey as well and some kefir if your gut allows it -Some gelatine made with something high in vitamin C -Handful of berries -1-2 grams of taurine -Methylated B complex (unless you have a slow COMT) -2mg of lithium orotate -Probiotics or saffron (this is more context-dependent) followed by reading some quality philosophy for 10 minutes or so and going for a walk outside. Yes this might initially sound dumb, but why not provide the building blocks your body needs in order to be happy by default first thing in the morning? Because anything from retinol and choline all the way to PLP, B9 and lithium affects our mood quite a lot. Trust me. I've spent a lot of time reading neuroscience. This will help you more than you initially think.

@dash_eats @Helios_Movement Go to a place in nature that you remember from your childhood. Lay there.

@Helios_Movement What if I can’t do any of this bc I’m depressed

@Lady_FanAccount Frank Farian of Mili Vanili?

When Boney M. became one of the first Western groups to perform in the Soviet Union in 1978, the authorities banned the band from playing "Rasputin" at concerts because they considered it irreverent and sexually suggestive ("lover of the Russian queen," "Russia's greatest love machine"). Even so, she became a huge underground success there and even helped revive Rasputin's fame in the country. Bobby Farrell hardly sang, he just danced like a madman, who really sang was producer Frank Farian.

@dash_eats The ones who picked Taco Bell are trying to destroy you.

The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸

Top notch

@dash_eats Cops just showed up about a hit and run and Fuentes is on my phone screaming about some shit. Very uncomfortable

Who up quarreling

@bizlet7 13th Warrior

I can’t believe some people hated this movie. I have seen it three times and it was equally good every time.

@enjoyer_liberty Unforgiven

The top 10 best movies of all time, according to me. The order changes from time to time. 1. Heat 2. No Country for Old Men 3. The Godfather 4. The Departed 5. A Few Good Men 6. Scent of a Woman 7. Goodfellas 8. Eyes Wide Shut 9. Training Day 10. The Patriot Thoughts?

@drugproblem She lost bro. Everyone knows that

Blake Lively got a settlement today, had Justin Baldoni release a mutual statement where he acknowledges she told the truth, and is now at the Met Gala among other A-listers. Lmfao she really won

@p8stie I was aggressively pursued by a black women while in college in Atlanta. She kept asking me to suck her toes then I could do whatever I wanted to her. I declined and started dating a pentecostal

If I was a man I would just move to Atlanta and get a black girlfriend simple as that

@bizlet7 Money laundering operation

Can someone please tell me how Gamestop has 56 billion dollars?

@p8stie Put on some lbs i see

When people see me in public do they think I’m right wing or left wing ?