Nocars (𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑)

@Keir_Starmer fuck you. Fuck you, you lazy fucking cunt. You think this is a decent ban??? You must be mentally retarded to think this mate. #ImpeachStarmer #votegreen

Not even from/related to anyone from Curacao but watched Germany v Curacao, and even tho it was 7-1 Germany, you gotta congratulate Curacao for scoring against that brick wall of a man we call Manuel Neuer

This man’s so happy rn

@twitgameboy Did I ever strangle a cheeseburger? Or was that a deluded dream of stupidity.

This tweet will be private on June 13, 2026, and will be public on June 13, 2027. Write yourself a message for the future.

You know there’s such a thing as editing tweets, you mentally thick ginger cuckold?

Thank FUCK. Sullivan’s gone. So begins the rebuilding of OUR club.

Denny’s has become even more evil.

@OfficialBWFC Enjoy being a yo-yo club for the next 3 seasons. Oh and say hi to Leicester city’s admin for me.

It's Friday and Bolton Wanderers are playing in the Championship next season. 😮‍💨 Not a transfer teaser. Just a reminder. #bwfc

🚨BREAKING: Doctor Nowhere announces his project ‘KOROVA’ will release sometime near October or November!

@QPR Looking forward to the away day at your ground, lads. West Ham vs QPR, not seen that fixture in ages. Wasn’t at the match in the FA Cup. Still gonna be great fun for away days.

26/27 line-up locked in. Who's with us? 🙋

Is it just me or is @Sum41 ‘s hit song Fat Lip one of the best songs ever to be made?

Happy Pride Month from the Green Party! 🏳️‍🌈

@GeneralFoxxxy HELL YEAH

@thetomska I saw this a day after my 16 year old dog died. X has poor timing for its feed.

Having a 20-year-old YouTube channel is a lot like having a 20-year-old dog. It's impressive, sure, but let the poor thing die already. Thank you all for allowing me to have this ridiculous, amazing job! I hope I can repay you with more laughs in the near future <3

@ZohranKMamdani Rare MAMDANI L.

COME ON

Alright you little twitter rascals, take this TikTok account link and follow if you want. RACISTS, NATIONALISTS, MAGA AND REFORM/RESTORE DO NOT INTERACT. @ihave_myquirks6969?_r=1&_t=ZN-96ltO9ZDvCY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@ihave_myquirk…

@JimmyTheBrummie Why Winston is a little bundle of joy, is he not? He’s so adorable! This guy is why you should power through the dark days of life, Winston’s gonna be confused if his owner’s not with him.

Meet my best friend Winston #Frenchie

At least the dockers derby is back.

This is one of the hardest days of my football career. I’m devastated for our fans, for everyone at the club and for what this means after 7 years in the club and in the Premier League. You deserved better from us. Thank you for standing with us even in the toughest moments. I truly believe the West Ham family will stay united and loyal through this difficult time, just as you always have. Now it’s on us to respond the right way, work harder than ever and fight to bring West Ham back where it belongs.

@H_Deaconmedia Ars-Hul? What’s so bad about- oh I get it now.

Hull’s promotion means their trip to the Emirates next year ensures the return of the most hilariously immature score graphic ever.