Alec Richardson

@Rothmus This isn’t real this is someone’s kink

@sivori The Chi Com fears the samurai

We glassed their cities. We neutered their emperor. We wrote the constitution that defines their current structure of government. Our vanquished enemy became our stalwart friend. But now it’s time to release the samurai to help save us from China.

@oregon__updates Damn that’s a lot of travel.

5-star SAF Honor Fa'alave Johnson will visit on March 14th 🦆

@TheRedNed11482 @Noahpinion I hate that I know what all this means lol

@Noahpinion I’m supposed to bring a child into this world when they could be frame mogged by a frat leader at ASU even if they aren’t jestermaxxing?

Btw we found the Great Filter

@JoeLongBalls Always help my boys

a good reason to stay in shape is to never ever become one of these guys, in both mind and body

@oregon__updates Ball out

Austin Novosad commits to Bowling Green

@Spotify I’ve been a Spotify user for about a decade. You lost me over this ICE issue.

Global listening, lasting impact. Here are the latest songs to join the #BillionsClub ✨

@NateBish It’s 100% on Dante. Anyone saying anything else is ridiculous. He doesn’t know when to scramble, he doesn’t know when to just get rid of the ball instead of taking a sack on 2nd down. I’d honestly be cool with a transfer QB coming in and competing with him.

Duck fans, I want your opinions. Is the lack of targets for Kenyon Sadiq and Dakorien Moore a Will Stein problem or is it a Dante Moore problem? And would it change with Drew Mehringer as OC?

@EricJHovland My king

Kilohana Hassenritter RB highlights #GoDucks

@jarvis_best I had no idea the Olympics were about to start

Olympic Committee: “Alright, it’s 2022. You’re going to build the hockey rink right?” Some Italian Guy: “Oh yes oh yes we builda da rink we-ah building it right now!” OC: “It’s 2024 - how is that rink coming along?” SIG: “Eeeess almoss done.” OC: “The Olympics are in two weeks. Please tell me you built the hockey rink.” SIG: “Ehhhh no. We no build-ah da rink.”

@PeteNakos @on3 The back tracking by Washington fans will be gold.

Sources tell @on3 that QB Demond Williams Jr. and Washington have been in dialogue throughout Thursday. Williams is leaning toward a return to Washington, but nothing is official or done. on3.com/news/demond-wi…

@OneBadDude_ You can sue someone to get your inheritance early? What the fuck

“I’ll also be meeting with a lawyer on Tuesday to sue my dad for my inheritance. So, that’s another MAGA thing that we’re going to be dealing with.” Read that again. This is who they are.

@choeshow Bunch of brown scum

When the city of Kent visits Seattle's Space Needle on New Year's eve. 🙃

@reddit_lies Just gonna completely bypass Norfolk, Raleigh, Charleston lol

You can always tell where the hypothetical train route planner has lived.

@MarioNawfal These are just the fall guys the cartels gave the Mexican government to appease the Trump administration. Big nothing burger.

🇲🇽🇺🇸 MEXICO SECRETLY FLEW 55 CARTEL BOSSES TO U.S. IN MILITARY OPERATION Mexico just pulled off 2 cloak-and-dagger operations this year, secretly transferring 55 of its most dangerous cartel leaders to U.S. custody. The prisoners had no idea where they were going. Some thought their bribes had paid off and they were being freed. Instead, they landed in America facing life in maximum-security prisons. "Welcome to America!" the DEA's interim chief told them as they disembarked. These aren't street-level dealers. They're the top echelons of the Sinaloa, Jalisco New Generation, and Zetas cartels. Rafael Caro Quintero, charged with killing DEA agent Kiki Camarena in 1985, is among them. The Treviño brothers, who killed 18 prison officers from behind bars and controlled a network of 600 inmates across Mexican prisons, are now in Virginia. The operation required 2,000 Mexican special forces, decoy convoys, frozen bank accounts, replaced prison staff, and new catering companies to prevent poisoning. Officials feared if word leaked, cartels would stage escapes, trigger riots, or assassinate their own leaders to prevent them from talking. Why the sudden cooperation? Trump administration pressure, including threats of punitive tariffs if Mexico didn't crack down on drug trafficking. Now these cartel bosses face a choice: cooperate with U.S. authorities and potentially get reduced sentences, or keep silent like El Chapo and spend 23 hours a day in a windowless cell for life. El Chapo's son chose cooperation. His godfather, El Mayo Zambada, faces life at his January 13 sentencing. A third transfer is already under discussion. Source: Wall Street Journal

@geoffschwartz You do it every year right? Lol

I mostly just post my wife taking down the tree to make losers like yourself this upset on the internet.

@GeorgeFoster72 @OmarKelly The fan should sue his ass for fake racial accusations.

@OmarKelly Ehh. . Maybe one game. But also Ban the antagonistic fan who gloated about accomplishing his goal of getting a rise out of DK

The sad thing is I’m more bothered by the lie than I am the act. I’m sorry, but that’s not something to lie about. He deserves every bit of this suspension.

@NFL_DovKleiman @Lions need to hook both fans up

Heartwarming: A kid was wearing a fake Pistons jersey at a Lions game in Detroit, so a fan went and bought him an official Lions jersey. An official jersey costs ~$175 at the stadium. This is what sports are all about ❤️👏

@dan_ducks_page I want a home and away series scheduled. JMU is in a beautiful part of the country.

I hope we play JMU every year!!! Best fans... Period. End of story.

@JMUHater No matter the outcome a great friendship has been bonded and it was awesome to watch

JMU twitter saying goodbye to Oregon twitter