Greg Baum

@TheBarmyArmy Delusion.

With one word only, tell us why England are still going to win the #Ashes 👇

@githii Guns.

@bowlologist Mallet.

Green on as sub in the Gully. Greatest Gully fieldsman

Alex Jones is back on Twitter. Time for me to go. Thanks all.

Look on the bright side: it’s 6.5 overs more than last night. #BBL13

@australian Which makes it (taps calculator keys) one of the safest seats in the Parliament, no?

One in three voters in Anthony Albanese’s inner-west Sydney seat of Grayndler – a long-time target of the Greens – believes it’s time for someone else to represent their electorate, according to new polling. What's your view? bit.ly/47IxWrE

I would not have thought this was a) true, or b) in the top 100 points AA could have made to the parliamentary inquiry.

@GrogsGamut Average annual rainfall: Darwin 1723.1 mm Sydney 1213.4 mm Brisbane 1148.8 mm Perth 730.9 mm Melbourne 648.3 mm Canberra 615.4 mm Hobart 612.2 mm Adelaide 526.7 mm You’re welcome.

In Melbourne and it is raining. No one told me this happens here.

@WisdenCricket The trophy your PM “respected” so much that as soon as he had dumped it on the worthless winners he stormed away to begin an epic sulk?

"The trophy for which all the teams in the world fight, the trophy which you want to lift over your head, keeping a foot on that trophy did not make me happy." Mohammed Shami has spoken out over Mitchell Marsh's World Cup trophy celebration. READ 👇 wisden.com/series-stories…

Talking trans: Adolescents, gender transition and the conversations we need to have theage.com.au/national/talki…

Are we really so abjectly in thrall to American cultural and commercial imperialism that we must hijack and trivialise the solemn name of a tragic day in our history for the sake of a retail gimmick? #BlackFriday

An antidote to the world just now.

On paper, he’s right. Maybe they can bring in a origami expert to make them a lovely little paper cup?

Ted Hopkins’s place in footy history is simultaneously quirky and enviable. He always was one of a kind. RIP. Carlton premiership hero Ted Hopkins dies theage.com.au/sport/afl/carl…

@MervHughes332 Tree changer to sea changer? Not really. 😄

Again….. no tree- what’s going on greg- have you had a change of focus???

@MervHughes332 There are two if you look closely!

What???? No trees!!

Imagine what Pat Cummins and his team could achieve if they weren’t so woke. #icccricketworldcup2023

In a year in which Australia lost a Test series to India, gave up a 2-0 Ashes lead and were thrashed in four one-day matches in a row by South Africa, they’ll finish up with the three trophies they covet most on their mantelpiece. Talk about getting it right on the night!