Greg Birds

@MMAQoura @FPLFocal 😂

@FPLFocal Bench 😂😂😂

🏆 Bonus Points as it stands via fpl.page/bonus: 🥇 3: O.Dango 🥈 2: Wharton 🥉 1: Yarmoliuk --- 🥇 3: E.Le Fée 🥈 2: Röhl 🥉 1: Brobbey --- 🥇 3: Darlow 🥈 2: Calvert-Lewin 🥉 1: Groß --- 🥇 3: Mané 🥈 2: Robinson 🥉 1: Lukić

Anyone else?

@FPLGeneral Same boat. And I sold Watkins this week. 😂

Need O'Reilly to miss out 😅

@fplblackbox_az I sold Watkins and benched VVD.

Sold Rogers in the end. Nice, Fuck this season 😊

Hey @lukeaaronmoore, what’s the name of the podcast you were talking about on the @lukeandpeteshow today please? The one about the isolated islanders. Thanks!

Hi folks 👋 Mark here. My FPLGeneral account is still hacked. Can you please share this post to get the word out there, I'm fearful they'll try scam folk with Crypto etc./send dodgy links via DM. Have reported it multiple times to @X but getting nowhere.

@bushontheradio 10pm-10.30pm. Get up at 5am. 6.5-7 hours is plenty.

I have a deep rooted suspicion of people who go to bed really early. How early do you go to bed during the week?

@RichieFirth Completely agree. I sleep terribly anyway, so I don’t need the added anxiety of being scored on it. Apple Watch goes on charge next to my bed every night.

Don't you think it's weird we let our our smart watches score our sleep? Literally nothing you can do about it?! Tech is telling us first thing in the morning how good or bad we are at something we can't control. I got 88 last night. What's everyone scoring? 😴

@mattforde What is it? It looks absolutely banging.

So may great sights in Chester

@footballontnt Great goal. Not a half volley. @maxrushden please confirm.

One of the great Champions League semi-final goals 🚀 Paul Scholes’s stunning half-volley against Barcelona in 2007/08 🔥

@mattforde @crossedwires_ And @DowntDog?

British Scandal is coming to the stage for a very special one-off show at @crossedwires_ Don’t miss out!

@maxrushden @NicholasMcKee Hey Max, just wanted to say, love it when you’re on the radio. Best show on talkSPORT. You don’t take everything so seriously, and that’s what I want from a Football radio show. Football supposed to be entertainment, and so is the radio.

@NicholasMcKee V kind thank you x

My god @maxrushden is boring. Biggest worry about being relegated is not watching Match of the Day. Classic woke line from the Zack Polanski loving prat.

@mattforde @audioacademyuk @BBCRadio4 The Dog??

Delighted and mildly surprised to be nominated for two @audioacademyuk ARIAs! The Matt Forde Focus Group is nominated for Best Comedy and British Scandal is nominated for Best Speech Entertainment. Both shows are great fun to make and in both instances I stand on the shoulders of exceptional co-stars, writers and producers. So in a way, I’ve not been nominated at all.

“And my dad is harder than your dad! and I’ve got a girl friend in the year above but she’s at another school and you can’t meet her!” #5YearOldLee @mattforde @RonJichardson @DowntDog

@mattforde Me too, love him for not play acting. Also, a red card though, so refs should enforce the rules regardless of player reactions, then players wouldn’t feel the need to dive around unnecessarily.

Love Haaland for not reacting to that

@bushontheradio Kerry Catona dosent own a cat.

Here's the strange thing - Teddy Swims CAN'T swim.

@fplblackbox_az @LetsTalk_FPL 💪🏻

@LetsTalk_FPL I’m not buying that. I don’t think Leeds or Bournemouth defenders are much better than Brighton ones. Why is Tavarnier so much better than Gomez/Hinsh/Minteh other than pens? If Welbeck starts both he’s the best of all the forwards, not worth a punt? Everyone is so risk averse…

I cannot believe the amount of FHs I’m seeing with no Brighton players. Spurs are absolute dog shit, Chelsea aren’t much better. I think we win both. Fight me if you disagree 🤷

@TheJewitts @mattforde Looks like Matt fixing Jon’s thinning hair!

@mattforde A version for the end of the season 🤞

Career news: I’m now a qualified doctor

@FPL_Harry Football is supposed to be fun, it’s not life or death. Who cares really? No one should. 🤷

I’m a Chelsea fan so I do enjoy Arsenal losing it to some extent… 👀 However, I cannot believe Sky sports got away with posting this..!

@petedonaldson next time you want to visit Norfolk, avoid Hunstanton, there are much nicer places. Have a look at Wells-next-the-sea. Beautiful, quaint place. Great beach, half of which is no dogs and half is dog friendly. @lukeandpeteshow