Greg Goodfried

@chadmumm on behalf of bald men everywhere, f$ck visors

I’m gonna use all the powers I have to reverse this trend. Keith Mitchell, keep fighting the fight my man!

Just heard a crazy fact. The deepest part of the ocean (35,000+ feet) is as deep as we fly in commercial planes (35,000 feet in the air). So when you’re in a plane and you look down, that’s the same as it would be if you were in the deepest part of the ocean looking up 😳🤯

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@maxhoma23 you tweeted that too soon Max

Why don’t they always script the Super Bowl games like this?

@Sunshine4Love @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden I like many people have lost a ton of faith in the govt. So I think evidence and transparency would help a ton. I don’t think i’m alone in this feeling.

@GregGoodfried @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden Who asked you Greg? Who complained to you about the government did in the name of national security!

Dear @JustinTrudeau and @JoeBiden telling us you’ve shot down an unidentified object and not showing us pictures of it and having scientists tell us what it is isn’t helping restore faith in govt leaders.

@mbillips @yashar @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden and you know it’s a balloon because … ?

@ComeGetYourCat @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden and you know this how?

@GregGoodfried @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden They're waiting until they have all the info because there are a shitton of stupid people around. Ahem.

@mbillips @yashar @JustinTrudeau @JoeBiden i mean there has to be a picture of it in the air from the pilots or other surveillance. why not release that right away?

@Daniel_Rapaport everyone is flying in for the fanatics party right now

Absolutely elite private jet watching on 16 today at Waste Management. Been here for roughly 2 hours and seen 17 PJs landing already. Phoenix-Scottsdale feels like the center of the universe right now.

@KylePorterCBS no the first

Serious question: Is Max Homa the third best golfer in the world right now?

@Daniel_Rapaport his own spin off?

Saw some pretty fancy cameras following Max Homa today…Season 2??? 👀👀👀

@RiggsBarstool it’s better @chadmumm is the real deal

Please let this be as good as the trailers because the trailers have been en fuego

@Daniel_Rapaport Ozempic is a hell of a drug

Legitimately gasped upon seeing this picture of Phil Mickelson from Saudi. Looks like an entirely different person! Said he’s down to his college weight. (Getty Images)

what kind of device that I’d have on an airplane uses the bottom one?

@thegolfeditor @DubaiDCGolf i don’t think anyone says many LIV golfers aren’t great. The issue is they have become irrelevant to the sport since joining LIV (and will become more irrelevant each year) which is such a loss for the fans and lame for their legacy. Being super rich is a nice consolation prize.

Four #LIVGolf members finish inside top 10 at @DubaiDCGolf 2nd: Reed -18 T-6: Poulter -13 T-8: Stenson -12, Bland -12 Stenson (64), Reed (65) post the lowest scores in Monday's final round.

@maxhoma23 @collin_morikawa fairways should be treated like greens. mark, clean the ball, and get a perfect lie.

@collin_morikawa I wish u were a less perfect human so I can make jokes about u but alas, I am stuck just saying thank u and u are the man. I hope to battle again soon (with u not hitting into 2 divots in the fairway in 1 round)

Mutual respect @maxhoma23 🤝 Your golf speaks for itself but being a genuine person speaks volumes. I’ve been lucky to call you a friend over the last handful of years and look forward to many more battles/groupings together. #PVO

@AmandaGolf59 Max Fucking Homa

In 3 words, tell me if you think Jon Rahm wins today and goes 3/3 in 2023.

#6. Thank u guys. That one was special #golf #pvo

@Daniel_Rapaport winners win baby

Max Homa is a bonafide closer. One of the few players in Tour who gets an opportunity and snatches it. Can’t fake that type of swagger.