Greg

i want a girl with a mind like a dril tweet

@JonnySmittyboy @DPBogle @other_st_nick yeah man look it up

@DPBogle @other_st_nick ???

That northern part of Alaska fucks me up every single time they post one of these graphics

equal credit for saving me to my mom, who finally convinced me go to my PCP after hearing me whine for 2.5 weeks. pcp visit was late afternoon on a Friday. my bp was 80/40 + i weighed 114 lbs. both pcp & Dr Maguire said they don't think I would've lived if I'd waited til Monday.

happy 8th anniversary to this ambulance selfie as i was dying of sepsis. and i would have! if not for Dr Lillias Maguire, the on-call surgeon who saved me after operating from ~~2am-6am on a Sat. morning~~ -> March 30, 2018. i think about her a lot.

@MarcRyanOnAir was already thinking about this game before the shot left Mullins hands 🙌🏼

Seeing some say they’ve never seen an ending like Duke vs. UConn. You saw one EXACTLY like it 👌🏽years ago! Furman vs. Virginia round 1! Every bit as exhilarating and unlikely.

LOVE how Bill Raftery’s + Grant Hill’s reactions are damn near identical. 5 seconds of collective disbelief

@ElmoreTodd17405 @CollegeFBonX lmfao Walmart wolverine can’t even ID a national account. do you even have a GED? no one will ever respect you or your opinions, including UofM grads. you’re meaningless.

@CollegeFBonX MSU fans trying to feel some sort of relevancy after their disastrous past 48 hours. Yikes

Absolutely this play

The Duke radio call of the UConn winner.

thank god i didn't go grocery shopping yet. i've had my shoes on since the under-12 timeout

@Pic101323 @TheWARmonger_ are you being intentionally stupid?

@TheWARmonger_ Yeah he’s 1-8 w/3k’s…forgot that!He’s no better!

Adolis Garcia with a 4-star grab on this play, just a 30% catch probability. No 4 or 5-star grabs for the Phils RF in all of 2025, got one in the first series of 2026. This just would have been a routine single last year.

@Pic101323 @TheWARmonger_ sadly ydkb

@TheWARmonger_ 30% chance to catch a routine line out,is a 4 star catch….WHAT

@bliszvalentino @F1BigData You forgot to delete out the second quotation mark when you pressed copy and paste from ChatGPT, dummy

@F1BigData If Max Verstappen actually walks away because of new engines, then Formula One needs to have a serious look at itself. Losing a generational driver over regulations isn’t evolution it’s self-sabotage. Simple as that.”

If Verstappen retires because of the new engines, it would possibly be one of the biggest embarrassments ever committed by Formula 1

@GarrettPetersen @CartoonsHateHer replace “they’re” with “it’s”

@CartoonsHateHer @CameronCorduroy It's not real. Literally just a porn thing.

Your silence on the ethics of tittyfucking is deafening btw

@Blue2Bongo @MSU_Hockey the opinions of walmart wolverines mean nothing to anyone. Nobody will ever respect you.

FINAL (OT): Wisconsin 4 - Michigan State 3

@JD_Jerbear GET YOUR HANDS & STICKS OUT OF THE WAY ON A SHOT FROM THE POINT. TREY'S GOT IT. GOD DAMN

Season over. Deflected past Augustine The Frozen Four drought will go on

NO.

ALL ABOARD THE GOAL TRAIN CHOO CHOO 🚂🛤️🛤️ @MSU_Hockey

remember the conor mcgregor walk. losers did that

@RichardHanania @Aella_Girl that is the funniest response I can imagine

@Aella_Girl Yeah that one really sets him off

i have never had anal sex

@Aella_Girl excellent tweet aella

im more of a virgin than many of yalls wives

@solo_levelingx @Aella_Girl who the fuck do you think you are to say that to anyone?

@Aella_Girl You think way too much about "sex" don't you have anything better to do? Very primitive and quite frankly a big indicator of a low IQ