Greg Murray

I could have been your Prince @meghanmarkle I should have been your Prince.... #MeganMarkle #PrinceHarry

Came out of retirement only for this and to call out @AltayBayindir_1 Go suck a lemon you fraud See yous all in a few years folks exoh

Play 11 outfield players instead of that dungbag Bayinder going forward please Hard to believe he's paid to play football

This is unhinged. Deleting the app. See yous later folks, we had a marvellous run. Some stretch in the evenings there now too #LastToken

@GDubya8131 Happy to be proved wrong but he's shite. Be league 2 by 2028.

Toby Collyer had he stayed at Brighton would be in their first team now and we'd probably be willing to buy him for silly money. We did well to get him so at a time when we need high energy in the midfield it's baffling why he isn't in the team. He's 21 in 2 days hardly a kid.

The darts is magic. Who knew life was this good away from football and united?

Jess playing a stormer in extra time. A second sticky toffee has hit the table.

Will be playing league 2 before 2028.

Amad you have rocked my world. #MUFC

@TonyThePonyyy Not a pen in a game like this apparently. What does that even mean

That’s a pen all day long for United.

@ronaldobrown_98 Generous.

Antony’s cut in and shoot has a 3% success rate

@GregMurray_ TWENTY ONE IS COMING.

@AdamMcKola Say it Adam please. Been too long.

@TaxpayerBritish @John_wintersIV @elonmusk Not crying. I think Starmer a numpty too but we'll let it get to millions of signatures before start throwing out names like that is all. Others have crashed the site due to volume and this isn't there yet

@GregMurray_ @John_wintersIV @elonmusk Yeah yeah cry all you like - 2000 signatures a minute

Wow

@TaxpayerBritish @John_wintersIV @elonmusk This is not the fastest growing in history by any stretch.

@John_wintersIV @elonmusk Nothing really but us Brits are allergic to petitions and this is the fastest growing in history. It’ll send a message & create more pressure on our ridiculous PM & cabinet, they’ve done nothing but lie to us.

@PintsO_Guinness Ah good man. Another steal cheers.

Don't want to get too ahead of myself but Amad is the best player on the planet.