Greig Johnson

Link up top. Lots of folk to thank; @badmachinery (actor), @benpartridge (sound improver), @raghard (fx advisor), bro Ash (guitar/acting), Dan Webster (trumpet), all my Patrons and @kbaczynski (illustrator, dancer, actor & dream supporter). Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. x

An underrated path to self-improvement is to get with somebody who has an unrealistically high opinion of you and to fight every day to not disappoint them

I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week, I’ve agreed to appear in person before the committee. But it’s still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee.

@JoelCornah 🤩

In this house we immortalise @GreigARJohnson <3

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Featuring: @SueHarrison123 @MikeShephard @sammytdobson @atomcrowley @LinneaSage @mrmikewozniak And thanks to @GreigARJohnson for making these video idents.

What a fantastic fanfilm of Ford and Arthur from the #HitchhikersGuide to the Galaxy- as made by @GreigARJohnson youtube.com/watch?v=-431pD… (check out his "Making a working guide..." video for an old-school ZZ9 reference too!) #h2g2 #DouglasAdams

@squeezyjohn @beefanddairy @CallMeCantrill @RobGilroy @LinneaSage It's the number one podcast for those involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds. I recommend the episode with the actual Ted Danson.

@beefanddairy @CallMeCantrill @GreigARJohnson @RobGilroy @LinneaSage Alright @GriegARJohnson ... I'm 1 minute in ... what the fresh hell is this?

New episode out today! We catch up with former darts champion Kenny Baritone. How are things going in Singapore with his giant baby? Featuring: @callmecantrill Amy Gledhill @GreigARJohnson Amy Mason @RobGilroy @LinneaSage maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…

New ep. 31K views in 2 days, so it must be good. Skip to the end for the good bit. youtu.be/rA1dJeZoZtg?si…

@LongpigsBand Correct.

Longpigs: On And On… Britpop's tenderest moment? herecomesthesong.com/post/2019/01/3…

@TheCinesthetic GLOW

that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…

From @KnightmareLive: 'You might have seen a few new puppets we've added to the dungeon's bestiary. These were all made by our good pal @GreigARJohnson (our tavern keeper at our recent Leeds show!) and he's documented how he made them all!' youtube.com/watch?v=2U-swQ…

My wife drew this 😍

@JoJoFromJerz Nah, we're not laughing.

The world is laughing at us right now.

@benpartridge I wanna join the Kараван of love. 🍦

@robertpopper Yep — wazzock. Borderline ninny.

In Britain, this is what is known as a 'berk'.

Screen-used prop paintings on sale over on the 'Bay: ebay.co.uk/usr/greigjohns…

@joerussotweets Sickening horseshit.

In 2020, I was told we couldn't cast an actor from Game of Thrones in a movie because he didn't have a million followers on Instagram. He had Nine Hundred Thousand.