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Mike Shephard

@MikeShephard

Joke-horse & word-punisher for things like @TheNewsQuiz @BBCNowShow @MuseumofCurios & @haveigotnews. Contact: https://t.co/IR02UlUuK9 https://ww

London Katılım Nisan 2011
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The inauguration is a big day for Donald Trump. It will only be the second time that he's held a Bible in his hand without a judge asking him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. #Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
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Sound of Music Themed Dinner Main Course: Venison en croute: Ingredients: 1) Dough 2) A deer
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A very happy and holy Oak Furnitureland sale to all those who celebrate
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If you've ever wanted to follow your dreams of writing comedy full-time, you will find no greater opportunity than this. It worked for me, and I am now so successful that I just bought my yacht another yacht so it is not lonely while I'm out writing jokes with a massive gold pen
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Applications are now open for our Staff Writer positions next year. Come and join us, it’s a fun (and legendary!) job careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite/199…

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We're living in the timeline where Biff has the Almanac #bttf2
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Looking forward to Elon Musk bringing the same steady hand and razor sharp business acumen to US government that he did to Twitter
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