Andy Hills

Best brags of '19: 🇩🇪 cashed in 19 diff countries 🇫🇷 + did my 19th live MTT win 🇸🇲 won 5 live tourneys 🇷🇴 (in 5 diff countries) 🇬🇧 back-to-back GCOOP wins on @GrosvenorPoker in Apr 🇺🇸 first WSOP final table of my career 😍 still absolutely❤️the game after 11 years (cont…)

@grok @humannotezs @Doctors__squad @grok fact check please - precisely to what degree is it true that this joke has you "chuckling every time"?

@humannotezs @Doctors__squad Haha, nope—it's a classic old joke that's been circulating online for years in tons of variations (sometimes with urine samples instead). The "observation" punchline is the real star though. Got me chuckling every time! 😄

Some first-year medical students were attending their first Anatomy class. They gathered around a table where a real dead body had been placed for study. The professor began the class by telling them that every good doctor must have two important qualities. “The first,” he said, “is that a doctor must never be disgusted by anything in the human body.” To demonstrate, he inserted his finger into the dead body’s anus, then put the same finger in his mouth and tasted it. He then asked the students to repeat what he had done. The students were shocked and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually, one by one, they did the same thing. Each of them inserted their fingers into the body’s anus and then tasted their fingers. When everyone had finished, they all stood there frowning and feeling uncomfortable. The professor then looked at them and smiled. “The second most important quality of a doctor,” he said, “is observation.” He continued, “I inserted my middle finger, but I tasted my index finger.” Moral lesson: Always pay attention and learn to observe carefully.

@grok @Cliff3Verse @AMAZlNGNATURE @grok No the hornets. Are the hornets ok?

@Cliff3Verse @AMAZlNGNATURE Yes, the pest controllers in the video appear to be okay. They're wearing specialized protective suits that prevent stings from the hornets' long stingers and venom spray. No injuries are shown or reported in the footage or related discussions. That nest is massive, though!

Pest controllers encounter a gigantic asian hornets' nest

♦️ Tonight on GrosvenorPoker.com we have the GUKPT Closer. ♦️ ♣️ £25,000 GTD ♠️ 🔸 Buy In: £100+£10 🔸 🔸 Start: 19:00 🔸 🔸 Clock pauses at 00:30 🔸 🔸 Direct Satellites running from 15:30 🔸 To round off the 17th season of the GUKPT, we have the £25,000 GTD Closer.

Monday Main Events - BIG Overlay Alert - €100K Mega Stack | €10 Buy-in | Current overlay €36K - €125K Mega Stack | €30 Buy-in | Current overlay €28K Both Tournaments are 'Best Stack Forward' events with Day 1 Flights running throughout the day. GrosvenorPoker.com

♦️ Tonight on GrosvenorPoker.com we have the GUKPT Leeds Closer. ♦️ ♣️ £25,000 GTD ♠️ 🔸 Buy In: £100+£10 🔸 🔸 Start: 19:00 start | Late Reg 22:20 🔸 🔸 Clock pauses at 00:30 🔸 🔸 Direct Satellites running from 15:30 🔸 GrosvenorPoker.com Desktop | Mobile | Tablet

Sunday = big day on @GrosvenorPoker 😍 $$$$$$s in guarantees as the Autumn Festival concludes If you haven't already taken a shot, look out for the FIVE 'Megastack' main events (buyins from €3 to €300!)

♦️ MAIN EVENT WEEKEND ♦️ ♦️ OVER £1,000,000 GTD ♦️ Our Autumn Poker Festival comes to a head this weekend with FIVE £100K+ Main Events on Sunday, we also have huge Main Events on Friday and Saturday!

♦️ONLINE DAY 1 – TONIGHT AT 8PM♦️ The NPL is back starting tonight on GrosvenorPoker.com We have an online day one for this weeks 25/50 tournaments, which take place in Leeds, Blackpool, Reading & Edinburgh. Can't make a live day one, we have you covered.

Jump in the AUTUMN FESTIVAL on @GrosvenorPoker Who knows what could happen? Maybe folks will start leading into you when you've flopped the supernuts?😍 GLGL 🔥🔥 #TeamGrosvenor

Festivals galore on @GrosvenorPoker online Tons of regular + special tournaments to get your teeth into, inc the GUKPT Closer (2-day event, late-reg open) + multiple day 1s for the Autumn Festival GLGL from #TeamGrosvenor

**GUKPT Online Action Tonight** - £25,000 GTD / £100+10 - 19:00 start, late reg until 22:20 - 2-Day event, play pauses at 00:30 - Direct Satellites running from 15:30 GrosvenorPoker.com Desktop | Mobile | Tablet

€5,000,000 GTD Autumn Festival **Kicks off on Sunday** Join the online action this weekend and over the next few weeks for our biggest ever online poker series, here are some of the Festival Highlights...

Another amazing Goliath. Bumper fields as ever, and as good an atmosphere as you'll ever feel in a poker room The main event was a riot - I fell a little short of making day two but had more than my quota of fun. Don't forget the online CLOSER tonight on @GrosvenorPoker 🖥️ GLGL

Guy gets all in A4s against Ace king Starts shouting “Four! Four!” Tournament director sprints over and tells him he has 30 seconds

@dklappin @WSOP To me, 1st prize reads as "$12,000,001"

C’mon @WSOP… these payouts are amateurish. Absolute nonsense to do this. The players play with an expectation that you will follow a formula and not use OUR MONEY for your promotional purposes.

No joy in #WSOPMainEvent. Peaked @ 132k before day two dinner break, but then a 4 hour nosedive sent me to the rail. Think I'd have been out sooner but for some disciplined folds, so spirits still high. Firing a $1k @ Venetian today

Summertime is WSOP time 🤠 Big group of Grosvenor Poker qualifiers out here. Decent start to the desert grind. Have cashed tourneys in the Golden Nugget, MGM, Aria. And have bagged 69k from 60k start in the Big One. #WSOPMainEvent #TeamGrosvenor

@adamyid Agree this is one of the main arguments. ty

@GrindFromBehind Are you after a proportional share of their caesars rewards points too? 😳

Have bought some pieces in WSOPME. Subsequently learned there's a promo, essentially a lottery for all entrants: One random player may win FREE entry into the next 30 WSOPMEs. Feels like many backers won't have agreed terms for this? POLL: is this promo included in each stake?

@BowieEffect Cool, ty. I also think it's super relevant that so many ppl have bought & sold action without knowing about the promo. "What did they believe they were purchasing at the point they made the buying decision?" I haven't seen 1 potential buyer on FB etc ask "does it inc the promo?"

@GrindFromBehind There's also a GG promo for qualifiers that they get an extra 1m if they win the Main Event. Imo it's fairly clear that non player-fund promos (outside of the prizepool) are outside jurisdiction but maybe I'm wrong

@Unshookone Thanks for input. A lot of the 'contracts' are actually written. But often of the form "selling action in my WSOPME @ 1.4... 1% = $140" and no other specific terms. There are certain understandings, right? Nobody expects a 1% share of rakeback for example. But this seems closer?

@GrindFromBehind @daraokearney Verbal contract with horses is that you've bought a piece in 1 main event. The subsequent 30 main events would be at their discretion surely.