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@GrossMalarkey

Bring back bullying

Katılım Ekim 2023
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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
Because if there’s something that Korean food is missing, it’s definitely that dog ass bbq seasoning.
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@pnwguerrilla This is a chicken of mine. Get your own immediately. No excuses.
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
Bill gates is attempting to replace EVERYTHING we eat with factory made slop. Do everything in your power to buy from local butchers and farmers markets, Grow your own food when and where possible. If you don’t know where your food came from, safe to say its now slop (or soon to be)
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@EvaintheSnow @9mmsmg No, it was common in older folk who didn't want to wake up next to a dead spouse. Nowadays they usually have separate bedrooms
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Penny Dreadful
Penny Dreadful@EvaintheSnow·
@9mmsmg It wasn't just for TV. My great grandparents had matching twin beds. This was common among middle and upper class couples.
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9mmSMG
9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
I saw some screenshot of someone commenting on a photo from a black and white TV show with the husband and wife sleeping in separate beds, saying you should go back to this and have minimal physical contact. It wasn't sarcastic. Two things: That was mainly just for TV. Married couples should have crazy amounts of unprotected, birth control free, fun sex. Non physical marriages function like a roommate situation or a business partnership. Why bother?
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@GunloverClub1 FOREVER??? Assuming handgun?? As a .40 guy I'd say probably .380 or .22lr ngl
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SHIVER KING
SHIVER KING@jercephus·
@theJeremySchmit Always on the back of my mind, but I’m more of a stay and fight, I’ll take daily fines if it comes to my province. They can arrest me for fishing or hiking.
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SHIVER KING
SHIVER KING@jercephus·
This is currently illegal in Nova Scotia, Canada. Climate lock downs have officially hit. I will never comply.
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@DiscussingFilm This doesn't bother me and im not mad or triggered but like.... this just isnt funny. Idk maybe im not down with it anymore. I look at it and im like....k?
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
South Park has updated their profile photo on Facebook in response to Kristi Noem calling them sexist for criticizing her look.
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@GarbageHuman24 But you have to have it up to code within a certain time frame meaning thousands in renovations and it must be your place of residence and you'll have a HUGE hurtle finding someone willing to sell to a foreigner
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Garbage Human
Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
Purchasing abandoned houses in remote areas of Japan seems like a pretty good deal to me idk
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@FrePouches @TheBFWire My favorite nicotine company commenting about my favorite video game? Sounds like you need to raffle off a BF inspired/engraved AR👀
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@pnwguerrilla Im actually a Nigerian prince and I own Shell oil company. I'll let you have 20 million dollars but its tied up right now. I can get it if you send me 200 bucks
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
If you got unfollowed it’s because i can’t confirm you aren’t ai. No offense to my anon guys.
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
Lol pink canteen.
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@roseh1pps Conception is when sperm meets an egg. Not when an egg is frozen. Are you retarded
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@FollowedByFeds Imagine not posting receipts after you said you would😂 show me where he is a pedophile and I'll help you put him in the woods chipper. Until then stop click baiting
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@FollowedByFeds You said receipts in the next post but there have been 2 posts since you said that. Dudes a diaper wearing furry weirdo 100% but you're throwing out words like pedo and I need that proof first
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@mrmojobones @SecretFire79 Ah. Yeah that's absolutely heresy. Part of why I left Protestantism was because the things I always took for granted as being true, was said to be false by my pastors and peers. Why clown Mary? Why separate Christ? None of it made sense. Nasty folks
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Mojo Bones
Mojo Bones@mrmojobones·
@GrossMalarkey @SecretFire79 You need to read further up the thread to get whole context. Yes the Incarnation was at a specific point in time and thus had a beginning, however what's really being debated is that people like to split Christ into two fully separate entities which is heresy
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@sirDukeDevin I don't pay either. My health vision and dental is 65 a month for me the wife and 4 kids
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
It's true:
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
Haven’t done one of these lately. MANDATORY BUDDY CHECK IN!!! SOUND OFF. How ya doing hoss? Talk to us. You good? Reminder that self check out is not an option, Pass revoked. WAGMI ATS 🫡
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Cap'n Scrunch@GrossMalarkey·
@pnwguerrilla They had 30 years of the internet to learn and evolve and they didn't. Fuck em
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
Its so hard NOT to hate boomers. But realistically….They were fooled and poisoned…..just like we were and are being fooled and poisoned currently. I do not wish to hate my ancestors, i hate those who subverted my ancestors and turned them into what they are. We weren’t supposed to live like this.
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