Gross Rear

The disgraceful treatment of Shemima Begum shows why Scotland needs Independence from horribly racist UK In diverse, tolerant & inclusive 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we see no colour, race, creed or class. However, no way is she getting put in Bearsden with me. We'll chuck her in Easterhouse or Paisley

Apologies; I forgot to mention hungover postmen dipping sticky fingers into envelopes, fishing for birthday money No, look. I'm just ENRAGED that I was turned away from door at summit even though I was main speaker..this is DISGRACE, heads must roll, starting with postman

On my way to the G7 summit in Cornwall today ready to address fellow world leaders from the head of the table My invite didn't arrive in post but you know what Postmen are like, too hungover or too busy peeping through letterboxes. Patrick assures me I am the the main speaker

I need to speak to the IT clowns at the Greens Office first thing tomorrow The other day I downloaded the maps of Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland for an assignment... the total file size was 1GB 😡🤬🤬🤬

The health of our eco-system & environment remains the most pressing issue in Scotland for the Greens..most of the time, when we remember Just because I am prominent politician, doesn't mean I am not doing my bit. I am fashioning my old underwear into face masks. DM for prices

You shower should be bowing down to Patrick. He has shown he is not afraid to bend the rules to get results.

By all means, continue to tweet me your bile regarding our innocent refreshments on George St You working class simpletons really don't know whats best for you do you? You just don't get it. We sacrifice it all to make a better Scotland. And you would deny us recreation time?

Many of my constituents are asking if we are such good socialists, then why were we boozing on the tax payers £ on a Monday afternoon on George St, Edinburgh..the most expensive & opulent street in the capital? Let me be frank, there is a perfectly good & honest reason for us t

Things have been heating up between Kate Forbes & I. She said,"I want you to take off my dress" I said,"ok" "Then I want you to take off my bra,"she continued. "Ok" "Then I want you to take off my panties and high heels" "ok!" "AND GIVE THEM BACK TO ME ME YOU DEVIANT GINGER TWAT"

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the imminent 🇮🇳April 02 reparation tax for crimes of Empire. Let me be clear🗣️📢THERE IS NO OPT-OUT OPTION Many are also asking if I’ll personally be paying tax? No. My pal Hardeep said its fine & in past so my party & I are exempt

Failure to provide reparations to 🇮🇳India for the crimes of the 🇬🇧British Empire reflect poorly on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland & are shameful. I’ll be looking to pass motion for new tax on those earning above £16,000 a year. About 37% of your wage shd be enough to cleanse blood from your hands

Fast forward 10 years and how he's passing laws jailing people for using those words. What happened Humza? You used to be cool.

Quick, someone get me Alyn on the phone again..anyone liking & sharing these can expect a sharp knock at the door. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 👁️

Parents! Help teach the kids how an SNP government works by simply taking all their sweeties off them & telling them to fuck off. HALT🤚👆the above is an example of hate speech under Humza’s new laws so watch your tongue! Humza & I are watching 👁

Unfortunately I've had to spend the morning of my day off on calls with Alyn, taking names & addresses It seems some of you found my tiny doll sized hands amusing & chose to air your opinion. I'll have you know, mother once made me so angry I crushed a grape with that bare hand

What I'm wearing for my oath in @ScotParl this morning 🇰🇼🥕✊

I can't in good faith watch Scotland continue to ignore insidious systematic misogyny/sexism any longer. Our women have a right to feel safe New law I am proposing means boyfriends/husbands MUST receive written permission from partner before making intimate move #MeToo

I love listening to 80's music! It takes me back to good times like when I wasn't alive

Rangers fans are REMINDED to stay from George Sq this weekend. We are so close to end of C19 & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Government has been so generous to let us drink outside in howling rain/wind recently so don't blow it now. For ref; Indy & BLM marches still ok as they bring awareness to good cause