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@NoContextBrits Dam… now I want one of these little slices of heaven

There is no dignified way to eat one of these.

@bushontheradio Life’s too short. They probably wouldn’t turn it off. Crank up your own music (presuming you have earbuds) and drown it out. Gyms are normally noisy as hell anyway.

Lady on the treadmill next to me this morning watching a movie on her phone without headphones. Do I have a right to be annoyed?

@james_xond Of course… in the UK manual cars are the standard.

Trying to prove a point: Could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

me after saying “send the deck and I’ll take a look over the weekend”

@glaceon1987 @messedupfoods Or you can just do the job you are paid to do and stop whining

@messedupfoods Y'all are cheap. Simple as. As a delivery driver, if you're not crossing my palm with silver for filling a cart up and schlepping it to my car and then up the stairs to your house, you can haul your overgrown ass out and get it your goddamn self.

Oliver speaks for all of us.

@messedupfoods A tip by its nature is optional. I choose not to pay it. Have a problem with that, change the law to make tips mandatory or go work in another sector. It is not a customer problem to deal with.

@oelma__ Illegal

@RyanSoapKing25 She doesn’t see anything in him apart from money. She is a gold digger

#EastEnders Why are the writters writing Bea like this? Honestly what does she see in Ian - does she need to get her eyes tested or something? 😂 This is so random 😬

Or maybe Penny just needs to remind Nicola that she lied about Barney’s father for decades and tell her to do one. #eastenders

@bbceastenders Or maybe Penny just needs to remind Nicola that she lied about Barney’s father for decades and tell her to do one.

Has Penny managed to throw Nicola off the scent? #EastEnders

@bbceastenders Bugger

Jasmine is free. #EastEnders

THIS

@nickimoraa If your boss has got to the point of telling you, you should accept everyone else in the office has been moaning and complaining about you for ages. So best someone says something.

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@RyanSoapKing25 Unless she drops the entitled, angry, selfish attitude she can do one. Nobody needs that kind of person in their life.

Once Jasmine is released from prison - What direction do you want the writters to take her character? 👀🤔 I'd completely erase the Cindy element of the story, show us more of her vulnerable/ softer side and allow her rebuild her bonds with the Slatars/Truemans #EastEnders

@lady_valor_07 Tom Hanks

I'll Start: Tom Hanks

@ronsterd89 Sherry

My mother used to add a secret ingredient to her coffee. I can't recall what it was, but it tested so good. Any ideas? I've been thinking about this for days.

@joshpearson180 Put it on for five minutes and it was completely devoid of any comedy… was depressing so turned it off. Certainly felt more joyful in the past.

This is how I found out Comic Relief was on last night 😂 It used to be such a huge event when I was growing up, what happened?

@Gers89_ It also used to be funny

9:19pm and I've just found out that Red Nose Day/Comic Relief is today. WTF. It used to be massive. 😂

@Matt_Pinner To go to the gym before work

Why..

@mattFarris Sumi is a crap mother so really needs to sit down and be quiet on this one.

Unpopular opinion: I loooove that Suki has immediately become Penny's worst enemy in a twisted attempt to "protect" Vinny. Mothers-in-law from hell are foundational to good soap opera. #EastEnders