Grumpy

Adele and her husband just split up! You know what that means! Some awesome music is about to be dropped!!!

Tell me you are from the south, without telling me you are from the south. I'll go first. I've been skinny dipping in the same pond I was baptized in!

@Tessie_Faye 🤣🤣

@GrumpyBahr Dungeon Bloopers

@Tessie_Faye 🤣🤣

@GrumpyBahr Nugget 🤣

@rethman_a @lindyli Is that the best you got?

I love our President 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@C0mplexSocieTY8 It's called "The Meeting at The Paw". Been doing it since 2003.

Clemson rushed the field against Syracuse??????????

@jacobswartz3 @espn They do have a locker room in the stadium. Dumbass.

The traditional bus ride to the stadium for the Clemson Tigers 🚌🔥

The heart is such a fickle little thing that can drive even the purest of souls insane

Beat by beat Is how the heart heals

@joeovies Before last night's game, who was the best team that North Carolina State has played? ECU? I think you pick NC State with your emotions, and not logic. I could be wrong though.

Opportunity was there. That’s what the discussion was all about.

I have no fucking clue what I’m doing. #myfirsttweeter

My daughter just poured a whole ass gallon of milk on the floor while I was trying to shit. #fuck

Sliding the tips of her toes over the line he draws Carving out perimeters testing his patience with sass Handling her disobedience with a sultry grin on his face Teaching His spry brat A well deserved lesson

@Aznttboy @CatherineBadin @robreiner Say it louder for the owner of Facebook to hear you also.

@CatherineBadin @robreiner $44 billion will end world hunger forever or just in Yemen forever or for just a few years? Feel free to 2x your contribution to help end world hunger, I know the UN have programs exactly for that for decades. Children still starving though.

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Might fuck around and start a twitter feud then go to bed.

Welcome to your fifties, you stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror now.

Interviewer: Any questions? Me: Why did pirates always get just one eye poked out?

All I’m saying is if the earth is flat then why are globes so round?