Grumpy Old Cunt

@BruinTheLegend Hopefully this'll lose them some votes

The party of 2nd hand cancer all up in your mush. What a bunch of cunts.

@DanielT29 Are we praying for Alvarez now?

Also, Gyokeres wasn’t expensive and probably not on high wages. Elite clubs keep signing strikers until they get it right. Simple.

@hell_line0 Is it really not common knowledge that you don't double dip? Surely everyone knows to follow the same principle as wiping front to back?

Just break illusion of porn industry where they put it in all holes randomly without "cleaning" before switching. It is disease in advance. Men don't get that, that is just movie. They cut scenes, they pause filming to clean and put antibacterical gels than continue. No woman in real life should let them switch back and front door ever!

@alphafox My wife would never forgive me if I saved her over the kids anyway, and I'd never forgive her if she saved me over the kids

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire?

@Mithrandir_AFC Yeah Bernardo and Bruno are so fucking annoying, I would properly love them if they'd been Arsenal players

Silva is genuinely the perfect heel. One of the dirtiest players on earth, never gets booked, always cries to the ref, always runs his mouth in interviews. Designed in a lab to annoy other human beings

@twentyeightfcs Maybe don't buy into the divisive nonsense from the loud mouthed minority and enjoy the fact we have a club we should be proud of on all fronts?

so the next time the mens team fans want to complain about the emirates pitch use and scheduling from the women, deny the same club mentality and resources, i will out-woke you with the same arguments. win trophies this year or shut the fuck up

@DanielT29 Collective blame, manager and full team

No need to play the blame game today, because we’ve seen it a few times already; underperforming attack and lack of technical quality throughout the team. It’s not an effort issue, it’s a quality issue.

@BruinTheLegend @DanielT29 Berta gonna have to show how good he is at moving players on in the summer

@GrumpyOldCunt @DanielT29 We went for an upgrade on Havertz and got a downgrade on Jesus, how did we fuck that up THAT badly?

Honestly though how utterly shit is the Portuguese league if Gyokeres dropped 97 goals in it in 2 seasons? Is it genuinely a make-a-wish league and Gyokeres just got carried away or what? How can this fridge of a human score nearly 100 goals there in 2 seasons?

@DanielT29 If we don't win the league I will want a new manager probably

@GrumpyOldCunt Yep, primarily the game at the Etihad. That’s what it might really come down to.

Ultimately, the loss is down to lack of technical quality - and when you play big games against big teams you need quality. Individual error was costly, but overall nobody showed up.

@BruinTheLegend Nah I love Ben White but he had a stinker too

Got exactly what we deserved, apart from Gabi, Saliba and White every player shrank and played like victims, no fucking balls, Rice included, absolutely pathetic performance. No balls to play the game, pathetic challenges (non existent), no urgency, nothing.

Dogshit performance all round

Something something shit cup anyway etc

Horrible second half

@KeruboSk My wife would pay extra to get to sit next to your dog 😂

Capri 😍

The woman next to me on the plane said she didn’t want to sit next to me and Capri, my 8-pound maltipoo, and asked the flight attendant to upgrade her. The flight attendant said “one moment,” disappeared for five minutes, then came back and upgraded… me. Straight to first class. The look on her face belonged in a museum. And yes, before you ask, of course she was. Huge shoutout to the Black flight attendant who clocked the situation instantly and made sure Capri and I were good. Real ones still exist. Wishing her endless blessings. ❤️ - chantalrochelle (Threads)

Would be cool if Villa do make CL

@MoistValgina Depends how saucy it is

Is mac n cheese a fork food or a spoon food? I'm having a debate rn 😂

@lostwithlily Which one is the best tank and which one is the best healer?

we need a male opinion.. 💁🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰👩🏼 if you can only choose two of us for an evening be honest, which two would you choose?

@DieHardGunner @ChampionsLeague most don't actually watch football, just fangirl specific players lol

@GrumpyOldCunt @ChampionsLeague The responses to this that I’m reading are absolutely insane, it’s almost as if nobody takes it seriously

If you had to build a team with 11 copies of the same player, which player would you pick?