Matt Guest

Today marks 6 months sober. Not a drop of alcohol in 6 whole months. Did not think I’d be able to make it this far. Feel unbelievably better and actually quite proud of myself. To some this is a small thing but for someone who has struggled with alcohol… massive. #Sober

Went to view our first property today. First time buyers. Not ideal timing 😂👀

@randomperson357 @ricardo_mozzini @pottsy136 @dave24144975 Baffling how the 4 responses to the tweet completely misinterpreted the original tweet 😂

@ricardo_mozzini @pottsy136 @dave24144975 What you on about? The person was saying how it was pointless for the postie to risk his job for 30 quid...

Well done, Royal Mail—parcel received. And please, by all means, pop back for the rest of my garden ornaments whenever you fancy, you twat.

@WestHamPlace We didn’t keep it the same 😭🤣

Newcastle just need to keep doing what they’re doing Keep it the same and you’re scoring again This is a like a game from the 90s

@The_HappyDaddy First half we were brill and could have gone further in front. Like a different team this half

@Guesty22 Barca were through loads in first half too but some poor finishing. They probably just needed to warm up 🤣 Fair play first half though. Thought Toon were on par in the main. Men against boys now though 🙈

How have we imploded so badly. Concerning. #nufc

Couple of new defenders needed in the summer. #nufc

Thiaw is all over the shop at times. Can be a world better than total shit. #nufc

Story of our season. Easily letting the opponent back in. #nufc

That’s horrible #nufc

Get in lads #nufc

Big, BIG game tonight ladies and gents. Sun is shining, got a day off work. Lovely stuff. #NUFC

Need to get on this. People are raving about it!

@lauraellison18 @james1508 Oh amazing will do thank you!

@james1508 @Guesty22 Mortgage advisor here 👋, give me a shout if you need any questions answered / help

Starting to look for our first home to buy. I’ve heard nothing but horror stories about this process so wish us luck 🤣

@BBCNews Just done our comparison and 4.7% as of now. Clearly going to rise though 🙈

Typical new mortgage costs £788 a year more than before Iran war bbc.in/4sPid4c

@iam_oxley Do they exist? 🤣

@Guesty22 Get a good solicitor, one that doesn't need a kick up the arse everyday!

@The_HappyDaddy Hopefully ours isn’t too bad! Glad you got sorted

@Guesty22 A few friends and colleagues have had painful experiences lately but they were all in a chain. Very stressful and disheartening. I was a first time buyer buying from plot so all we had to endure was the shit developer once they had your money. Persimmon Homes 🤢

@sinceApril1970 I love this 🤣

@Guesty22 Good luck. You’ll be fine. A bit frustrating, a bit stressful, but it’s a process. No need to get stressed about anything you cannot control and the end result will be worth it. A bit like winning the Carrabou Cup.

Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days

@SandyofSuffolk Google what makes up your council tax bill and you’ll understand where it’s spent… information is literally out there.

My council tax is going up and all I'm getting for it is an extra bin I don't want or need. What I do want is potholes fixing in Martlesham, near invisible zebra crossings in Melton and Wickham Market repainting, road signs coming up to the Woods Lane roundabout cleaning, grass verges cutting everywhere, and rubbish all along the A14 and A12 slip roads clearing.