Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️

@GuitPicker

Management professor. Amateur musician. Aspiring Florida Man. I tweet about politics and business, but I'm mainly here for the jokes. Puns definitely intended!

Florida, USA Katılım Haziran 2013

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·29 Eyl

🔔 New research alert 🔔 How do firms influence their competitive environment? In a new article in Journal of Management Studies, my co-authors and I address this question with interesting data and findings. Link below. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jo…

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@greg16676935420 Today is Friday

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Tomorrow is Friday

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@PhilWMagness The hydration will continue until morale improves!

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Phil Magness@PhilWMagness·3d

"Enjoy your 4 hour TSA line that begins in the parking lot. But here's a free bottle of water...which we will also confiscate from you once you get to the front of the line!"

Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

ICE agents at Houston Airport are handing out free water to families who are waiting in line. The legacy media will never show you this

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greg@greg16676935420·4d

It’s all Iran this and Israel that Well Iran out of coffee this morning and the struggle Israel

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·21 Mar

@wylfcen Moot point

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Wylfċen@wylfcen·21 Mar

English has tons of words that are implied by other words but no longer exist. The verb “to weep” used to go with the noun “woop” (“weeping”), just like “to feed” goes with “food” and “to meet” with “moot.”

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·21 Mar

He should be designated a priority target by a barber.

Visegrád 24@visegrad24

BREAKING: AP reports that Colombia’s far-left president Gustavo Petro has now been designated a “priority target” by the DEA. 🇺🇸🇨🇴

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·14 Mar

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Access denied

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·13 Mar

@jameszimmermann @feelsdesperate Hear hear. People make fun of me because I’ve never been, but I have 0 desire to visit.

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slimzim@jameszimmermann·13 Mar

@feelsdesperate NYC can be summed up in 3 words for 99% of people: “Not worth it”

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Coddled Affluent Professional@feelsdesperate·12 Mar

As I’ve been saying, New York City is fine. It’s fine. But it’s really not that great, you’re really not missing out on that much if you’re not here.

Andrew Yeung@andruyeung

Highest ROI purchases in NYC: - Live jazz - $3 ferry ride - In-unit laundry - Broadway tickets - Citibike subscription - Condo with gym amenities - Vibey dining (4 Charles, Carbone, Monkey Bar) - Social club membership (Zero Bond, The Ned)

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·11 Mar

This is a public service announcement

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·9 Mar

@kgb_files @sovietvisuals Hell yeah

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Eduard Andryushchenko@kgb_files·23 Nis

Trash bin at a school in Hellersdorf (East Berlin), June 1991

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·9 Mar

@JewishWarrior13

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Raylan Givens@JewishWarrior13·9 Mar

🚨NBC: Iran war elevates Marco Rubio in Trump's 2028 succession jockeying. With a group of roughly 25 GOP donors, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and billionaire Georgia gubernatorial candidate Rick Jackson, Trump asked the room whom they would prefer he support for president in 2028. Attendees overwhelmingly indicated Secretary of State Marco Rubio through their cheering, according to two people who were at the event. “It was almost unanimous for Marco,” said a person in attendance, who, like others in this article, was granted anonymity to speak candidly.

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·7 Mar

@calebwatney Weird

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Caleb Watney@calebwatney·7 Mar

There's something disorienting about reading mid-century legislative history. Congress kept just... passing laws in response to things happening in the world. Like that was the job!

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·1 Mar

@jmhorp Pretty cool

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Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉@jmhorp·1 Mar

Markets in everything: frozen water

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Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson·28 Şub

Can we get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt? Khomeini died years ago. But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

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Patrick Byrne@PatrickByrne·28 Şub

They skinned him on camera and sent the torture video to Reagan.

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·25 Şub

@nickgillespie He was also the donkey in Shrek

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Nick Gillespie@nickgillespie·25 Şub

Just seven players have 3,000 hits and 500 dingers, and Eddie Murray is the only switch hitter in the group. Also: Led the bigs in sideburns when America needed that most. Happy birthday, Eddie Murray!

MLB@MLB

Wishing a happy 70th birthday to Hall of Famer Eddie Murray, a member of both the 500-home run club AND the 3,000-hit club 👏👏

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·25 Şub

@sfrantzman I’m a university professor and I interact with young people on a daily basis. I teach international business so we talk about China all the time. You are correct, this is not happening. The vast majority see the CCP for what it is.

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Seth Frantzman@sfrantzman·25 Şub

I don't think this is happening, rather what is happening is an attempt to tell people this is taking place to try to get them to do it. How Beijing influences western media basically.

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·22 Şub

@77_steeze She would be the coolest aunt ever

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Silenced on Site@77_steeze·22 Şub

The people who talk about “Banned Books” do not read those books they mention. Imagine your 65 yo aunt who calls Trump a fat orange pedophile lounging poolside with a copy of Animal Farm lol

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Mark Mallon 🏴‍☠️@GuitPicker·22 Şub

Another guitar to add to the stable. Fender Stratosonic, which is a delightful mashup of a Stratocaster and a Gibson SG. So far, so good! 🎸 🤘