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@Zamamsizazama @KingJayZim King mukaita zvema shebeen hamudzoke kuno

@KingJayZim Pop into Sparrow Boutique Hotel. Sparrow Lane, Burnside. You might make it your permanent residence

A Graze Review . Redemption Served Hot 🍳🔥
#JourneyToSkies 7 April, 2026 #KweKwePitStop #KingSolomonHotel By the time we landed in Kwekwe, the Midlands heartbeat of Zimbabwe, I was beyond hungry. And when I’m hungry, I’ll be honest, my mood goes south quickly… snappy, impatient, not my finest trait, but we’re working on it. Now this stop came with history. My last visit to the King Solomon Hotel, formerly the Golden Mile Motel (still sounds better to me), on 13 October 2023 was a disaster. Now just to put things into perspective… Frame 3 was the October 2023 plate. A boiled egg just sitting there, potatoes that looked like they’d barely met the oil, bacon folded into itself like it didn’t want to be involved, and a random pile of what looked like meatballs and beans thrown on as an afterthought. It was just a plate that felt like it gave up before it even started. 😂 Boiled egg, potatoes… and a long, uncomfortable drive to @CityofBulawayo after that. The kind of meal that lingers for all the wrong reasons. So walking back in this time, I won’t lie, it felt like a gamble. We stepped into the dining area and hit them with a loud “Gooood Morning!”,two staff members busy shifting tables looked up, and one of them hit me back with, “Ah,Good Morning, is that you, King.?” That caught me off guard. Turns out it was Patson Dzike, a familiar face from the Harare days,Archipelago, Beer Engine at Jameson Hotel… OG industry pedigree. Good guy, warm energy, easy to like. He became our guy for the morning. We ordered breakfast. No buffet nonsense for me, I like my food fresh, cooked properly, no shortcuts. We took our seats outside by the pool. Sunshine on the skin, cool breeze in the air… perfect setting. Then Patson arrives with the plates, neatly wrapped in cling film (a very Zim touch, you see it everywhere). First glance… I already knew things had changed. This plate looked like someone cared. The mazai… perfect. Over easy, just how I like them, soft yolks sitting pretty. The boerewors was thick, juicy, full of flavour, no complaints there at all. The baked beans were dolled up to give them a spicy,but sweet’n’ sour taste. Now the bacon… crispy enough, but wrong cut for me. I’m a streaky man, not back bacon. Next time we fix that. But then… the plot twist. A piece of chicken. On a breakfast plate.🤦🏽‍♂️😩 I had to pause. Then I told Patson straight,chicken has no business being anywhere near a plate like this. Not now, not ever. That was culinary treason. And then the raw onion and tomato situation… that ghetto bottle store “salad” needs to be retired permanently. At least cook it down into a proper tomato and onion gravy, give it some heat, some flavour. Don’t just drop it there like an afterthought. Fix those two things, and this plate levels up instantly. That said… credit where it’s due. This breakfast restored my faith in this place. Big improvement, no question. Shoutout to the kitchen for stepping it up, and to Patson Dzike for that top-tier, personal service. That man knows how to look after people. 6.7/10 @TeamFuloZim the Ghetto bottle store “salad” and the inclusion of chicken on a breakfast plate lost them valuable points. Two breakfasts, coffee, toast… US$20. Now that… is value for money. Frame One and Two ,Breakfast on 7 April ,2026. Frame Three breakfast on 13 October,2023 Frame Four the OG himself, Patson Dzike our server and host with the most. I was looking terrible in flip flops and socks so I cropped myself out 😅 #TheKingIsAround #HappinessIsOurBusiness

@BulawayoForever Oskido

Show me one Zimbabwean who has done that

@matigary Point 11 ndaseka zvangu, then I remembered your other post moaning that Prof Mutambara didn’t build a drone in Zimbabwe! Shaa Tirambu anotiputsa faster faster apa hatina radar ku Botswana side.

How Iran checkmated the United States and Israel, including all GCC countries in this war, and the other one in June last year, WILL and MUST be studied at ALL military academies worldwide. There are very important lessons coming out of the Iran playbook: 1. Never back down or curve 2. Build leverage, and use the leverage. 3. Built multiples levels and layers of escalation. 4. Be prepared to die for what you believe in. 5. Neutralize sellouts (Trump has since admitted that he sent guns to protesters for regime change). 6. Knock your enemy in the teeth. 7. Keep your enemy very busy. 8. Make the fight VERY expensive for your enemy. Make them pay a heavy price (Trump was now seeking an additional $200 billion. Israel got a supplementary budget worth several billion dollars). 9. Keep your friends close (China, Russia, Yemen…) 10. Surprise your enemy all the way (everyday) - Trump says he was surprised that Iran knocked out everything in all GCC countries. 11. Never hesitate to fight back, hard. 12. If regime change failed in Zimbabwe, it must not succeed in Iran. 13. Iran is not Venezuela. For GCC countries, they now know that Iran is the real power in that region. Their little alliances and billions sent pleasing Uncle Sam and buying expensive military toys and hosting Uncle Sam’s bases all went down the drain. MBS and MBZ must now play nice with the Ayatollah because he can bring their casino economies crushing down!

@gagatash4 @nickmangwana @LynneStactia He wasn’t a nurse aid but a mental health nurse. Anyway ma Nurse Aid unotishorei ini ndichi Twitter ne IPhone 17 iwe uchishandisa mudhosvo, MISWA dununu.

@nickmangwana @LynneStactia Whom are you fooling nhai Nurse AID yepa UK apo?

We don’t care! We demand the referendum! AG is part of those who are going to benefit from these shenanigans, including YOU, Nick ~MISWAI!! #NoTo2030!!

@bla_bidza @SkySportsNews Why do you say that?

@SkySportsNews In England, the Deep State has something very strong against Arsenal. So institutional resentment and dislike of the club. And so they come up with this sort of content. Pathetic!!

"He's [David Raya] not Spain's number one" 🗣️ Jamie O'Hara reveals his top five goalkeepers in the world 🧤#skysportsfc

@matinyarare Anowachiswa na Mutisi

The absence of Matigari’s voice in the issue of CAB3, with him neither supporting or criticising but rather choosing to focus on the Iran-US war, is a loud statement without words.

Say what you want to say about South Africa, but it's one of the most free African countries, these guys actually give nicknames to their leaders ... Jay Z (Jacob Zuma), Nelly M (Nelson Mandela) or Cupcake ( Ramaphosa) ... anywhere else in Africa that's a prison sentence

@Arnold_Mutamiri Waiziva ka?

@Gulaz01 😂

My GF returned from a work seminar with an unexplained rash on her body, and I am concerned about its cause, has anyone else experienced a similar issue with their partner ?

@buhle_matsha They made me use the right hand to eat as a kid. But when it came to the spoon bahluleka

Related? In my language, the right hand is called "Isandla sokudla." This means the hand to eat with, the hand we use to eat. Because the majority of the people are right-handed. But there are left-handed people, who use the left hand to eat.

@BabereCity Baby re City of Harare imbomiswa

People who use tap water for cooking and then buy drinking water are not okay upstairs . I mean they are both entering your body😂

@ny_emman @BigTimmz Go and sit in the SOWETO end at BF and you will not want to speak isiNdebele again.

I know several people born in Zimbabwe who can't even say "Salibonani" 🤣 . Their excuse is, "Ndebele is difficult". Sometimes its just about making an effort. Most people in Western Zimbabwe are fluent in at least 3 languages. I am fluent in 5.

@ny_emman @itsbrandonfl Yes

@itsbrandonfl If i meet 1 witch in Gokwe, does it mean all residents of Gokwe are witches?

@ny_emman @BigTimmz Buyisani inkomo zethu khona sizofunda ukukhuluma isiNdebele. This is the same everywhere though even in KZN.

LMAO Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen accepts a selfie with his opponent before reporting her for having a phone 💀

@BulawayoForever Did you have to go as far as Jozi? Musina is a good and nearby example

Just when you cross the border to South Africa you realize how ZANU PF screwed us big time, Johannesburg is three times bigger than Bulawayo, but it only takes you an hour to travel from Orange farm to Midrand (70km), because of good roads, in Bulawayo 15km can take 35 mins.

@killerzivhu1 @KMutisi Tambai mushe vapfanha

@KMutisi Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, Kudzi dai uri bepa, dai uri tissue, I respect your handlers, ngaiperere pano, goodnight the most intelligent lecturer in Africa, ķkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, sorry I forgot, the best students fucker, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

When Rutendo was defending ZANU-PF ,Mutisi was attacking relentlessly. Now Rutendo is attacking and Mutisi is defending . Their handlers are the same; it just depends on who's desperate for cash. Mutisi is now collecting whatever he can, while Rutendo feels big and demands more

@hwendec Hozhwa kwete taramba

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@shine57966 @KMutisi Who is stopping you from mining it yourself?

@Gulaz01 @KMutisi Yeah I know Ghana. It's where the Chinese are coming to mine all our gold and then pretend like they are helping us by giving us some of the money they stole from us

Our gold…. Zimbabwe & South Africa contributed most of this gold….