
Jonathan Swift
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Jonathan Swift
@Gulliver1726
Scotland, United Kingdom Katılım Ocak 2021
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Same. I am pretty sure the bird is alive, though😀
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@Wrecked4days @not_airspeed I just said they are hideous🤷
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@Gulliver1726 @not_airspeed So when they're Chinese, they are amazing, when they're European, they're hideous 🤔🤔🤔
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Except its in Italy, not China!
HOUSE PORN@HOUSEPORN___
I'm crying , the balconies in these Chinese apartments are bigger than my whole apartment 😭
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@HansClaesson @EricIdle It is perfectly safe.
Once you have picked off all the apples 😀
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@EricIdle The gravity hoax.
It should be perfectly safe to sit under an apple tree.
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@ankorinclan @JoyRichard25860 That’s not a picture of her though
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Dijo una vez Liam Neeson sobre Natasha Richardson: “Me dijeron que tenía daño cerebral irreversible. Ver la radiografía fue impactante. Estaba conectada a soporte vital. Entré a su habitación y le dije: ‘Te amo, cariño, pero no vas a volver de esto. Te golpeaste en la cabeza. No sé si puedas escucharme, pero vamos a hacer lo siguiente: te llevaré de vuelta a Nueva York, vendrá la familia y nuestros amigos’. Ambos habíamos hecho un pacto: si uno de nosotros entraba en estado vegetativo, el otro lo desconectaría. Así que cuando la vi con esos tubos, de inmediato pensé: ‘Ella ya se ha ido’. Donamos tres de sus órganos, así que está manteniendo a tres personas con vida. Su corazón, sus riñones y su hígado.”

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Hmm.
I only met 1 that I know of…
GenXGirl@GenXGirl1994
Just updated my Trump graphic with Craig Long who was arrested for sex trafficking. Is it normal for someone to know 9 sex traffickers/pedos?
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@konstructivizm To be honest, it's boring. 🤷
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@BaddCompani @johnpavlovitz And Scottish 🏴
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Jesus was Jewish.
Anthony@Catholicizm1
Reminder: every single person in this photo is Catholic.
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@FearAndMadnUS @krassenstein How old is this?
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@TayJBrit @Mikiashvili_M Well, I think Marika confirms their first claim 😀
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@Mikiashvili_M 18th century German psuedo-scientific theory. Said people from the Caucasus Mountains were the ideal beauty type, and white people originated from there
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We the real Caucasians don’t mind 💅🏻
annoying zingus𝛩⃤@zingusfunnymeow
legit why do americans call white people "caucasian" thats like the weirdest anthropology/phrenology remnant to still be around
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@Itsjojogotmojo So sorry to hear about your Mum's passing, Jo. 💔
I don't think knowing it is coming ever really helps when it actually happens. Sending love ♥️♥️
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@Martina Well, according to Stormy Daniels a small mushroom would have been more appropriate.
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@skahtboi @CarmineWilding It's from Oz, so that is a hard 'Yes'!! 👍
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@CarmineWilding Now THIS one is poisonous or can otherwise kill, right?!
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@Barphbie0 That one percent you gave her is extremely generous 😂
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