@witchwounds Mourning what could have been and what will be. Always. But also full of love for what is
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@kuriiia People’s complete disregard for this fact is responsible for SO many of our problems
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Y’all ever think about Wikipedia? How we’re alive at the same time as Wikipedia? Like damn I got lucky
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--WHAT IS BEING A MARINE, SOLDIER?
--SIR IT MEANS WHEN YOU ASK ME TO JUMP I ASK HOW HIGH SIR!
--GOOD. AND YOU, SOLDIER! WHAT ARE YOU?
--SIR I AM A UTILITARIAN SIR!
--AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
--SIR YOU ASK ME IF IT'S WRONG TO TORTURE BABIES FOR FUN AND I ASK FOR HOW MUCH FUN SIR
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The knowledge that it was inevitable doesn’t make it hurt any less…
Daniel Hentschel@danghentschel
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
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@TheJ9747 It’s not like this. At least it wasn’t for me. You just gotta lock in and be actively friendly to a bunch of people as soon as you get there
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please don’t tell me it’s like this. i’ve given up on having any friends in high school and i keep telling myself “university will be different” please please don’t say this, it’s a new pasture, we’ll make so many friends please😔
sena@Kpwgo
me
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@ghostnjon @Art_hropod Oh yeah I misread your original post. Thought you were saying that his brother weren’t even considered his brothers until after he died
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@GunderscoreB43 @Art_hropod No you’re right but chronologically the gospels happen before paul. They were just written after pauls letters.
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I was planning on making a baked potato but got lazy and went to scroll on my phone. Within the next hour, I see two different posts about how people should go make a baked potato. Is there something baked-potatoey in the air, or does the universe really want me to bake a potato?
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I liked it. And I was blue at it
i have rheabies@richgayaunt
watching breaking bad and Learning
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Unfortunately this is completely true. At least if you replace the “you”s with “we”s
tendollar@tendollardanny
i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time
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That’s why you should never play “bizarre pickleball”
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast
Charlie Kirk’s longtime mentor has died following a bizarre pickleball accident. trib.al/0IVpxOf
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@eleanorbebop @frogs4girls No that’s actually a placenta. Polenta is what bees and such do to plants
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@frogs4girls It’s the sack a baby gestates in
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i love using my followers as a google search. tweeting shit like what’s polenta
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These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭
Cjay@ced_jayy
somehow we lost galas and ended up with dating apps
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greatest tweet of all time
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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