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GunpowderGreene

@GunpowderGreene

A long-jawed colonial with a bone to pick. Expeditionary & Intelligence Experts, Intl #XIXintl https://t.co/dCdWS2FwMw

Challenger Plateau, Zealandia. Katılım Kasım 2022
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
HR meeting lady asks us in sombre tones "What does rape really sound like?". Silence. From the back of the room a hesitant voice answers: "...Grape."
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
Sup if you're here from looksmaxxing xeet. I write pulp fiction sometimes, see the pinned.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
The wahines are going to pilates and getting blonde blowouts what is going on.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
Ian Fleming wrote that, even when staying at luxurious hotels, Bond orders a v simple breakfast of very dark coffee, fresh orange juice, and scrambled eggs. I have this often now as cut breakfast, it is pretty much metabolically perfect.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
@redaction Also the one whose probably made the biggest material difference in peoples' lives. For all the moralising self help Sam and Charls indulge in, Nick's Scuffed Realtor has put people in houses and started businesses. Probably the best show on the internet.
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@redaction@redaction·
It's awesome how Nick Rochefort is ultimately just a normal guy with a wife and kids and house and shit He probably has his shit together more than anyone in the MDE circle
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
After a year of extreme fuck, I find myself in monk mode. Body best its ever been, skin and hair healthy as could be, abs and jawline sharp, status and living situation all time high. But the sluts no longer have the allure. I wait - but I don't know what for. The End?
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hangicel@hangicel·
If you're an NZ male and you buy your clothes from anywhere but Kmart, The Warehouse or secondhand, you're probably metrosexual.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
@SonofZealandia Agree. I like the idea of using Zealandia as the etymological start point and going with "Zealans" as the plural and "Zealan" / "Zealander" in singular, as the syllables "New-Zee-La" are verbally difficult.
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Alistair Michaels@SonofZealandia·
Here's a Sunday Take: I find it offensive to be called a "Kiwi". I am not a f***ing bird, it's total stupidity & a manifestation of the stupidity of this country that it ever took off as a demonym.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
Women complaining about being catcalled but a random mf hollered at me that I look like Leon from the latest Resident Evil imma ride that one all year.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
Numbers on this and replies are wild. Handsome lads enjoying tropical thunderstorm sprints, racing friends down country roads, wild and free multidisciplinarians. And then kvetching gremlins w broken bodies and fat wives who cannot enjoy exercise without stimulus
GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene

Run haters fall into two categories: 1) It's hard on your body (it's not, you're just fat/washed). 2) It's boring (subhuman cannot rotate apple opinion). Running in a thunderstorm, on the beach w the boys, nightruns, all elite.

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J. Burden@_jburden·
Who do you want to see on my show? Someone I've never spoken to before
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
@345marcel For many the body is a resistant force that has to be fought against rather than a force of expressive power exploding outwards. The joy a body feels in the ease and beauty of its own uninhibited movement is the experience of pure freedom.
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Marcel@345marcel·
@GunpowderGreene TRVKE! Also people start way too hard. Get good at running and runners high makes it fun too.
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GunpowderGreene@GunpowderGreene·
Run haters fall into two categories: 1) It's hard on your body (it's not, you're just fat/washed). 2) It's boring (subhuman cannot rotate apple opinion). Running in a thunderstorm, on the beach w the boys, nightruns, all elite.
Marcel@345marcel

Running is the greatest cardio form. I love it cause it’s outside and it’s a basic skill any human should have. If u can’t run u’ve failed. Respectfully, any cardio is good and the more u move the better u look and feel. But hating on running is dumb, when it’s so accessible.

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