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@Gunthertime
If you're not goofin then youre not living Secretly a penguin named Gunter
Katılım Kasım 2015
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@AKAGAMI__VOID When did movies become cannon 🫵🤣 like this was a self insert shank aint got a daughter
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اتحداك ان تذكر لي شخصية من بعد السنتين قادرة على جعل اثنان من الادميرلات بالانسحاب..
أرادوا خطف ابنته من احضانه لكنه رد بهاكي مرعب احبرهما على الانسحاب..
A7MED@AKAGAMI__VOID
بعد ان استهزئ طاقم اللحية بالعضو روكستار من قراصنة احمر الشعر كان العقاب وخيما اذ ذهب القائد بنفسه وافقد أعضاء طاقم أقوى رجل في العالم وعيهم مما جعلهم منبهرين من قوته..
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@AKAGAMI__VOID Im gonna stress this heavily she's kaido kid the man ain't trying kill his kid 🤦♂️🤷♂️🫵🤣 just using some if not any common sense
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@TheNetDaily Telling you this I fked a chick like to dress like a clown and she was by far the best sex I've ever had
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Onlyfans fenomeni Alice Rosenblum, kendisine 2 milyon dolar harcayan abonesiyle ilk kez buluştu.
🔹 Abone, Alice’i görünce kilosuyla ilgili yorum yaptı.
🔹 “Gerçek hayatta çok daha şişman görünüyorsun” dedi.
🔹 Abone, her gün 3 kez Alice'in içeriklerine bakarak mastürbasyon yaptığını anlattı.
🔹 Ardından Alice’in koluna dokunmaya çalıştı.
🔹 Alice, bu davranışa sert tepki gösterdi.
🔹 “İğrenç, benden uzak dur.”
🔹 “Polisi arıyorum.”
🔹 Alice, adamın hemen uzaklaştırılmasını istedi.


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@ma1ybe It's weird because every woman I've dated had mommy issues daddy issues, broke AF no money at all, couldn't cook, couldn't clean, couldn't do their own laundry, basically adult children that's all I've seen my early to mid 20s literally only one girl I've dated had her own place
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Your options being:
Man who wants you to be his mom.
Man who wants you to be his sex doll.
Man who wants you to be his maid.
Man who wants you to be his mommy, sex doll, maid all in one.
Man who seems weirdly into your particular ethnic background.
All of whom are broke.
Mr Meno@DanielMike98890
"Female loneliness epidemic"
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@bosunatiklama I feel like she never said half the sht the memes say she does but then I see a video of her talking nonsense 🤣
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@LRHN_Cash Had 3 dogs on my life the only time one of them snipped at me was cause I was fkin with him a lot dogs don't attack people for no reason
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@Asmongold @veizau It's confusing how is it I'm a white poor man who grew up in a complete black neighborhood and I watched my parents both work 2 jobs to finally move me and my brothers out that say neighborhood after living there 14 years, why can't blacks do this my parents worked retail jobs 🤦♂️
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@veizau It's true that Blacks experience systematic racism, they benefit from it.
Blacks and other minority groups enjoy preferential treatment through DEI and Affirmative Action at the expense of White and Asian Americans.
Socioeconomic conditions is a cope and everyone knows it
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@Awk20000 I'm asking cause I only know soda but I guess these people play games why the fuck I mean this literally why the fuck is anyone wasting their time and life watching them? Or listening to their opinion like my guy is a washed wow streamer 🤣 it's weird y'all watch this?
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ItsKatchii doubles down after Soda attempted to save her from her bad take
"I don't understand..if ur struggling..why don't u go to a cheap buffet..and just like save the food when ppl aren't looking" -K
"The internet loves hating women now..whenever Rae opens up her mouth it's about 6,7 new hate threads" -N
"Word of advice..as a rich woman..never say, why don't poor ppl just…" -S
"No I feel like this is inspirational..go to buffets..if ur struggling..2 options..spend the min amount..bring Tupperware or go to jail..if u go to jail all ur food is free..ur accommodation is free" -K
"Chance, she might have just given the worst take that this pod has ever had" -N
(Via Punching Down Podcast)
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@OmoAlade007 Aang is a pacifist he doesn't like or want to fight because of how he grew up and following the monks way, didn't aang delete the bending of korras villains father 🤣 like you think aang couldn't win is weird
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Come to think of it, Aang struggled against regular firebenders without the Avatar State, yet some of you genuinely think he’s beating The Legend of Korra villains 😭
What a joke.
Ola@Olamilekan4275
no Avatar State before or since has had aura like this
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@goobcevar @fenixicon @RealPostFolder Which I don't think there's anything weird with a half brother bathing his baby sister, I think it's fked up the father even thinking like that it's not normal
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@Fullmetal150 @RealPostFolder But it's creepy to think like that, it's like normal my friends kid sits on my lap for bounces and the thought never crossed my mind til another friend which was a girl called it out as weird, were like normal people don't think like this at all
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@Gunthertime @RealPostFolder Given the son had to be asked
And the husband went full protect
I think we see the smart money
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@Mrgunsngear The people in the comments are hilarious, the first shanks episode in one piece would teach y'all a lot pistols aren't for threatening guns aren't used for threatening BRANDASHING is illegal and usually a felony you, If you pull a gun bet your life on it in that moment
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Security footage was released today after it was announced that the two Gastonia police officers who shot and killed a man at a convenience store in January won’t face any criminal charges.
Before getting into the details, as someone who has spent a lot of time in Gastonia, NC, this is the most "Gastonia" gas station conversation I've ever heard (audio up) 😎
-very good body positioning by the cop to conceal his 4 o'clock draw and a solid draw and first shot on target time 🤌🏽
-the cop took at least two shots on the threat while the threat was at a 90 degree angle; good example of why the 12-18'' penetration standard is the standard. Also, at that angle the standard "torso" target get's a whole lot thinner and the accuracy demanded increases
-after the man in red was shot and killed saving taxpayers millions of dollars, it was discovered that the "gun" he pulled was a replica and not real
Train accordingly...
#CityLife #IQtest #police #charlotte #dumb #gastonia #FAFO #ballistics #accuracy #ConcealedCarry #crime #QC #urban
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@theonlytruecel A woman's smile, it's literally the first thing I look at with a woman idc if they got fked up teeth or perfect teeth it's the way they smile
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what is the female equivalent of being short as a male? if you say being fat or skinny im going to put you in solitary confinement for the rest of your life because not weighing enough or weighing too much can be fixed fairly simply, never said easily just simply.
Doug@GirlsDislikeMe
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@askaya I never did drugs til 24 and I tried mushrooms for the first time and I will say it was a heavenly feeling especially listening to music and being high is incredible besides mushrooms and the occasional edible 🤷♂️ it's a good feeling and sets the mood for events that's bout it
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when are white parents going to be charged, convicted, and sentenced for the acts of their kids for school shootings?
Jedi@dhe3g
Florida man sentenced to 37 years in prison for manslaughter in the deadly crash caused by his 15-year-old son. Prosecutors argued that he is responsible because he allowed his unlicensed son to drive unsupervised, which resulted in the death of a grandmother and three children.
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@Jihookmox I was generally interested to see how they were going to deal with this like crocodile was weak vs wetness, theeeen timeskip happened and it's just hey my HAKIIIII is better than yoooooours
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