Jason Bourne

@ComplexSports Ayye do lebron james and Kevin Durant look different to y’all? Because this promo has me like 👀😂

@Braden_Keith He’s doing it to sell u peptides! via the tele-health business model has nothing to do with athletes never did. He has marketing, and R&D of his peptides covered with the athletes. FOLLOW THE MONEY!

Everyone keeps repeating "isn't it great how much more money they're making?!?!" but at this point it's just a charity. All they're saying is "the rich guys prefer this charity to paying clean athletes." It's not like Enhanced Games has created a sustainable competitive sports model for swimming, track, or weightlifting that pays past-their-prime athletes $500k for one meet. Peter Thiel could also write checks for Olympic gold medalists. He just chooses not to. They didn't solve anything.

If your name is Paxton and you attend Riverside High School (Iowa)…. Your homeboy behind me at the state track meet is absolutely dragging your name through the mud for the sake of getting some pussy. Best, KB

We really sent McCain to the G League earlier this year and now he’s dropping 20 points in the WCF We’re such a dog shit organization

@Mr_Derivatives We watching your Knicks lose after sweeping my Sixers 😂

🚨 Heisenberg Contest Time 🚨 If my New York Knicks win the NBA Finals this year, I will give 10 random people who likes this tweet $400 each. Pray. 🙏🏽

@Mr_Derivatives Me looking at the strike 700 strike on some 9/18 calls #extrapolatehowyouseefit @Banana3Stocks what are your thoughts?

$META lookin’ spiffy last few days..

@Mr_Derivatives Do you ever run linear regression? Meta on weekly linear regression has worked well for me

$META Hate how it's still down 25% from ATH's and not participating in this melt up. With that said, getting close to the notable support buy zone area around $530ish. May not even get there, but if it does, be another good reload spot.

@Mr_Derivatives We will be back Walt

Fun fact: The last time the New York Knicks went to the finals was in 1999. The $SPX closed up +21.04% on a total return basis. One sample size. But I believe in good luck charm. ❤️ if you are a life long Knicks fan. I better see more than 5 hearts.

@Mr_Derivatives @Barchart Are you brave enough to catch the falling processed knife here 😂

@Barchart Ppl starting to avoid their processed ass foods lol

BREAKING 🚨: McDonald's $MCD now trading at its lowest price since 2024 📉📉

COUNTING DOWN TO 10 A.M. EASTERN THIS FRIDAY ON ESPN. I'VE BEEN SAVING UP 10 YEARS OF DISAGREEMENTS WITH HIM. I AM GOING TO UNLEASH LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER BUT BROTHERS ARGUE. I HOPE HE'S READY BECAUSE I SURE AM. 10 A.M. EASTERN ... FRIDAY.

@PFTGym @PardonMyTake Please show this meme to @hen_ease

DONT HIDE NOW

@Mr_Derivatives my sixers vs your Knicks. Hope you’re ready 😂🤘🏼

@celtics Bozos

PLEASEEEE BRO I NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

@BarstoolPhilly Pain

GAMEDAY, GO SIXERS.

@Mr_Derivatives I feel your pain

You know what is worse than losing money in stock trading? Being a life long New York Knicks fan. If they lose today and go down 1-3, they dunzo. Must win game today. Where are my Knicks fans at? I don’t want to feel alone in this.

LFG

Ok bitch since you always right come do this parlay

Yall deserve to be in the playoffs and we gotta work to get back there for yall!! 💯💯