Guy Portman

This is where I while away my days, writing and crafting caustic content while Trigga naps and watches the world drift by. #WritingCommunity #AcerbicAuthor

amzn.eu/d/09zE2q8r 'Emergence is as hilarious as it is dark ...' – M.Ryles (Vine Voice). Grab your FREE copy. #CrimeFiction #ReadingRecommendation #BookDiscussion

Trump isn’t the only man guilty of an epic miscalculation — my forklift driver turned the digger over. #EpicFury #Trump

@jeremycorbyn Hold up, Jezbollah. We aren't complicit; we are staying well out of it. You've got anti-Britain tourette's.

Donald Trump has threatened to destroy every bridge & power plant in Iran, vowing to bomb the county “back to the Stone Age.” We warned our government it was dragging Britain into an illegal war — and that the consequences would be catastrophic. Enough. End UK complicity now!

While Trump is threatening to destroy infrastructure, I’m building it — hurriedly installing a drainage system in my garden before diesel costs the same as champagne and building materials are priced like gold. #Trump #IranWar‌ #Inflation

6 Hilarious One-Star Book Reviews. -Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner – ‘Too many words. Just look at the title, it’s twice as long as it needs to be.’ -The Road by Cormac McCarthy – ‘If I wanted pompous discourse about the meaning of life, I’d read the New Yorker.’ -The Iliad by Homer – ‘This book sucks. I don’t care if Homer was blind or not this book is like 900 pages too long.' -East of Eden by John Steinbeck – ‘Recommended to me by someone I thought I could trust.’ -A House for Mr Biswas by V.S. Naipaul – ‘… much longer than ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ -Lord of the Flies by William Golding – ‘If this book was a horse, I would shoot it!’ #bookreview #readingcommunity #literature

I am being a rebel. I’m poised to tuck into non-egg-shaped chocolate. #Easter #Chocolate

@JackieD86388657 @BenGrahamUK @PaulSmi82601272 And the cost of living, which is poised to get much worse.

@BenGrahamUK @PaulSmi82601272 Uncontrolled mass immigration Two tier policing Two tier judiciary A broken system Useless, weak politicians The far woke left DEI

Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?

Currently in the supermarket buying a replacement Lindt chocolate bunny for a young relative. I ate the first one. #Easter #Chocolate

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M&S boss blasts Sadiq Khan for failing to get a grip on crime after feral youths mob sparked chaos in Clapham #Echobox=1775161901" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/news/38714644/…

‘Escorting people to safety.’ GB News National Reporter Will Godley says police were able to disperse hundreds of teenagers gathered on Clapham High Street, but believes there are concerns that more meetings are being organised for the Easter holidays.

@ArchRose90 @SadiqKhan

Law abiding citizens in Clapham are currently unable to do shopping in Marks & Spencers and other shops due to “Clapham youth” looting. However @SadiqKhan will still claim that those who say “lawless London” and “Britain is broken” are in the wrong. This is not a safe city.

Sadiq Khan says we are ‘talking London down’ when we point out the issues. The recent youth issues in Clapham shows how some are getting away with appalling behaviour. Get a grip Khan, you are the police and crime commissioner!

🚨 Scenes of total DISORDER and CHAOS in Clapham People barricading themselves in shops and running in fear. Pedestrians knocked over trying to get away What point does this become a serious public safety failure WHY are these FERAL Youths not arrested they are out of control.

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

Clapham High Street on a normal British afternoon: replacement in full swing. Packs of the usual cultural enrichers swarming the road like they’ve just been air-dropped in from the world’s worst corners, blocking traffic, screaming, forcing actual English locals to scatter while shops pull down shutters faster than you can say “diversity is our strength.” This isn’t a one-off “youth event.” It’s the predictable Friday night special when you’ve spent decades importing people who despise the civilisation they’re colonising. Clapham used to be a decent patch of South London where a man could walk without checking his back. Now it’s another exhibit in the great British enrichment experiment: hooded hordes treating our high streets like their personal hunting ground, police nowhere to be seen, and the rest of us told to celebrate it. Funny, isn’t it? How every time these vibrant gatherings happen, the pattern is identical, chaos, fear, excuses about “boredom” or “socio-economics,” never the glaring demographic truth staring us in the face. We’ve replaced our own people with this, street by street, and the bill keeps coming due. the obvious truth staring every native in the face, we’ve been steadily replaced, street by street, and the price is paid in lost safety, lost community, lost England. Carry on like this and there won’t be a single high street left that feels British. The enrichment experiment has failed spectacularly. Time the adults in the room admitted it before the whole country looks like this every single week.

🚨BREAKING: Six teenagers have been ARRESTED following mass RIOTS in Clapham, London 🇬🇧 Look at the crowd, it’s literally like playing spot the white kid. BRITAIN NEEDS REMIGRATION ⚠️

Sadiq Khan’s London – “Far safer than every major city in Europe, and every city in the United States of America.” #SadiqKhan #Clapham #London

Acerbic Eloquence: Six Acerbic Quotes to Make You Laugh. #readingcommunity #literature #bookworm

Young Dyson despises Cousin Beatrice. #1 Necropolis Series is set in the 80s. If serial killers are made, this is the instruction manual. amzn.eu/d/0eiK2Eqo #CrimeFiction #DarkHumour #KindleUnlimited